2,007 ways to cheer yourself up

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Have at it, MrMark.

1. Go to bed after staying up really late on the computer.

2. Play with your favourite toy.

3. Imagine your favourite celebrity of the opposite gender getting involved in something and ending up on house arrest and wearing one of those ankle bracelets. Only it's your house they have to stay in, and they are allowed to wear ONLY the ankle bracelet.

Since its inception in July, 1,001 Ways... has been viewed nearly 6,000 times and has generated nearly 1,000 replies. Nothing else in The Haven comes close.

4) Run wires to the pleasure center of your brain and hook them to the IR phototransitor output leads on your TV remote control unit. Then play around till you find which button really cheers you up the best.

5) Listen to thumping music and sing along to yourself.

6. watch this thread closely (in the background) and beat that @#$%&@#$ Werbert to the 2007th post.

2007. (Just kidding)

7. Think of ways to piss Bazza off.

8. watch the sound of music

9. Watch Serenity in your bedroom while everyone else watches the Sound of Music.

10.Connect your Mr.Sketch markers together in a rainbow pattern.

11. hunt ducks

12. Stay up late even though you were told not to by your parents.