Oh yeah baby, now slide it out of the box...slower...mmm, now slip off the protective plastic sleeve...ooh yeah, you're a *naughty* machine, aren't you?
Oh, uh, I mean, what a nice, well-engineered machine.
Unboxing videos really are pretty close to porn...
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