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19 Oct 2017, 1:20 pm

Moon prism power, make up!



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22 Oct 2017, 5:26 pm

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23 Oct 2017, 12:17 am

Negan: "I hope you got your sh*ttin' pants on."

Father Gregory: "Wha - -?"

Negan: "Your sh*ttin' pants. Because you are about to sh*t your pants!"


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23 Oct 2017, 4:01 am

Kraichgauer wrote:
Negan: "I hope you got your sh*ttin' pants on."

Father Gregory: "Wha - -?"

Negan: "Your sh*ttin' pants. Because you are about to sh*t your pants!"


Uh, don't you mean Father Gabriel?


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23 Oct 2017, 4:59 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
Negan: "I hope you got your sh*ttin' pants on."

Father Gregory: "Wha - -?"

Negan: "Your sh*ttin' pants. Because you are about to sh*t your pants!"


Uh, don't you mean Father Gabriel?


Oh, God, I can't believe I did that! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Yes, Father Gabriel!


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23 Oct 2017, 7:39 am

"It could be worse..."



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24 Oct 2017, 5:55 pm

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"Gomez, take those out of his mouth."



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24 Oct 2017, 8:20 pm

The old man's gonna knock on the sky, listen to the sound.



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24 Oct 2017, 11:50 pm

Today is Nancy Cartwright's 60th birthday, so I've got to make a bunch of Bart Simpson references: :)

Bart: Uh yeah, I'm looking for "Mike", last name "Rotch".
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. My crotch! My crotch! Hey, has anyone seen my crotch lately?
(men in the bar start laughing)
Moe: Oh, it's you. Listen, you little puke! One of these days I'm going to catch you, and then I'm gonna carve up your name on your back with an ice pick!
Bart: Bwa ha ha!

Marge: Bart, you're no longer in Sunday school, don't swear!

Bart: Aww, it seems like everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives!

Bart: Eat my shorts! Eat my shorts!
Flanders: Yes, eat all of our shirts!

Bart: But who would want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.



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24 Oct 2017, 11:53 pm

I don't remember yesterday. Today it rained.



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25 Oct 2017, 8:49 am

"Hey, do you guys wanna see a dead body?"



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27 Oct 2017, 7:54 pm

"Kimi dake wo...kimi dake wo..."

"Daddy, will you sing Mommy's song?"

"Dango, dango, dango, daikazoku..."


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27 Oct 2017, 9:01 pm

It's a high. A Kafka high. It makes me feel like a bug.


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28 Oct 2017, 4:05 pm

Wilma, I'm home! Start servin' dinner, and don't spare the spare ribs!



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29 Oct 2017, 12:46 am

There's nothing like watching someone you love... DIE!


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07 Nov 2017, 7:35 am

YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!


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