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Kraichgauer
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25 Dec 2017, 11:25 pm

Fix the writing machine, fix the life.


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26 Dec 2017, 5:28 am

By the way, Batman, have you seen millionaire Bruce Wayne? He doesn't answer the phone at his stately manor.


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26 Dec 2017, 10:17 am

I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!


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26 Dec 2017, 5:04 pm

Batman. . . Batman. . . Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!


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27 Dec 2017, 2:01 pm

I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I-I've never seen that.


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30 Dec 2017, 12:27 am

"I said, 'if you talk to me again like that, we're through!"
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"You know my mom. She sent me to my room."

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30 Dec 2017, 10:50 am

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30 Dec 2017, 6:59 pm

Does this pitch somehow end with a way for me to lower my long distance charges?


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31 Dec 2017, 11:37 pm

You vant me to spit right in your face? You vant?!? !?! You vant?!?!?!


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01 Jan 2018, 11:22 am

Even though you are a taxpayer, you know, we don't actually work for you personally.


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05 Jan 2018, 5:30 am

Another challenge for the Green Hornet, his aide Kato, and their rolling arsenal, the Black Beauty. On Police records a wanted criminal, Green Hornet is really Britt Reid, owner-publisher of the Daily Sentinel, his dual identity known only to his secretary and to the district attorney. And now, to protect the rights and lives of decent citizens, rides THE GREEN HORNET.


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09 Jan 2018, 12:53 pm

"Three and up, it says so on my box. Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!"



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09 Jan 2018, 6:40 pm

Yes. Horoscope say it bad day to travel.


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10 Jan 2018, 6:30 am

Indy, why does the floor move?



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10 Jan 2018, 6:26 pm

Last time we met, you tried to throw me off a building.


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11 Jan 2018, 6:22 am

I drink your milkshake sluuurrrppp! I drink it up!