the world is FLAT. that's right, FLAT.

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05 Feb 2007, 5:31 pm

lol no it's not. but this site says it is http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublons ... hyFlat.htm
i like how they admit ether would have to contradict itself to exist, then say its exists. and their theory about how if a man stands at the top of the north poll, and another man at the bottom of the south poll; that gravity would hold the north poll guy down and the south poll guy would drop off the earth :D



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05 Feb 2007, 5:34 pm

depends on what scale?

At a local level the world may be flat phsically. On a global scale this is obviously wrong.



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05 Feb 2007, 5:35 pm

If someone stood at the South Pole, they would not fall off into a void. They would get swallowed by the large-mouth bass in whose teeth the earth is precariously balanced.


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05 Feb 2007, 5:45 pm

Oh really funny. Ok the world is not flat. hehe.


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05 Feb 2007, 5:54 pm

Everybody knows the world is held up by a big black guy in a towel that suffers from migraine pain, not a bass.



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05 Feb 2007, 5:56 pm

You're all wrong!! ! The world is made up of computer code, a virtual reality matrix!! !


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05 Feb 2007, 6:02 pm

then a world is programmed to be flat in this matrix :P



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05 Feb 2007, 6:05 pm

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/febible.htm

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1 Chronicles 16:30: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable.”

Psalm 93:1: “Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm ...”

Psalm 96:10: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable ...”

Psalm 104:5: “Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it never can be shaken.”

Isaiah 45:18: “...who made the earth and fashioned it, and himself fixed it fast...”


Read the bible peeps the earth she be flat!



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05 Feb 2007, 6:10 pm

That does not mean anything. My imaginary girlfriend's boobs are firm and immovable, but they certainly are not flat. :wink:


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05 Feb 2007, 6:13 pm

Hoorahville wrote:
Everybody knows the world is held up by a big black guy in a towel that suffers from migraine pain, not a bass.

Actually, according to what I've read, it's a Chinese guy with goiter.


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05 Feb 2007, 6:16 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/febible.htm

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1 Chronicles 16:30: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable.”

Psalm 93:1: “Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm ...”

Psalm 96:10: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable ...”

Psalm 104:5: “Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it never can be shaken.”

Isaiah 45:18: “...who made the earth and fashioned it, and himself fixed it fast...”


Read the bible peeps the earth she be flat!


Pfft! It never actually says that it is flat or spherical, only that it is (as they used to think) at the centre of the universe.


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05 Feb 2007, 6:22 pm

Actually the flat-earthers claimed that the Apollo Moon Landings were a hoax (anything but to see a photo of a spherical Earth) that was based off a script by Arthur C Clarke. In a letter over thirty years later, Clarke "responded" to the Flat Earth Society's claims in the most facetious manner, though said letter was to a friend.

Arthur C Clarke wrote:
"I've written to [former NASA director] Dan Goldin saying I was never paid for this work and unless he does something quickly he'll be hearing from my killer lawyers, Geldsnatch, Geldsnatch & Blubberclutch."


Kefka LOL!


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05 Feb 2007, 6:37 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/febible.htm

Quote:
1 Chronicles 16:30: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable.”

Psalm 93:1: “Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm ...”

Psalm 96:10: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable ...”

Psalm 104:5: “Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it never can be shaken.”

Isaiah 45:18: “...who made the earth and fashioned it, and himself fixed it fast...”


Read the bible peeps the earth she be flat!


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05 Feb 2007, 6:40 pm

you people are so ignorant. The world is like this:
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the "World Tree", a gigantic ash tree, connects all the nine worlds of Norse cosmology. Ásgard, Álfheim and Vanaheim rest on the branches of Yggdrasil. The trunk is the world-axis piercing through the center of Midgard (where we are), around which Jötunheim is situated, and below which lies Niðavellir. The three roots stretch down to Hel, Niflheim, and Muspelheim.

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05 Feb 2007, 6:45 pm

werbert wrote:
Hoorahville wrote:
Everybody knows the world is held up by a big black guy in a towel that suffers from migraine pain, not a bass.

Actually, according to what I've read, it's a Chinese guy with goiter.


Undeniable proof!

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=qhgrN80xqBM[/youtube]

Although his African descent might be called into question, now that I've seen it again.



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05 Feb 2007, 6:56 pm

Atlas Shrugged :lol:


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