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01 Apr 2014, 4:16 pm

I was always singled out by Baptists,Missionary,Freewill,Primitive,(I always wondered if they were flint knapping).I'm going to hell because I was sprinkled.That's cool,as long as there are no Baptists.


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01 Apr 2014, 4:31 pm

Joy to the world, Fred Phelps is Dead we BBQed his head
Dont worry bout the body we flushed it down the potty around and round it goes
a round and round it goes, a round and around around around it goes!!


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01 Apr 2014, 7:22 pm

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I was always singled out by Baptists,Missionary,Freewill,Primitive,(I always wondered if they were flint knapping).I'm going to hell because I was sprinkled.That's cool,as long as there are no Baptists.


I was sprinkled, too, so I guess we'll finally get to meet when we're skewered from anus to mouth over the same roasting pit in hell. :lol:


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01 Apr 2014, 7:58 pm

^^I will buy you a beer. :D Surely they have alcohol in Hell.The Holy b***h about it so much,I'm assuming there is a font of it.


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01 Apr 2014, 10:02 pm

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^^I will buy you a beer. :D Surely they have alcohol in Hell.The Holy b***h about it so much,I'm assuming there is a font of it.


I look forward to it!


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02 Apr 2014, 12:09 am

ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
Feralucce wrote:
ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
Oh for goodness sakes. Is it necessary for Christians to fight Christians? What about the Christian notion of forgiveness?


ANd this, Kraichgauer, is an example of why I have an issue with some of them... there is an assumption that because I can have an educated discussion about the man, his beliefs, and christianity... that I must be christian... and nothing is farther from the truth...

I am pagan... an Erisian, to be precise... a follower of the Grecco-roman goddess of mischief, chaos and humor...

However... what I was stating is that it is unpleasant to have a conversation with me on the subject of the bible and christian behavior due to the fact that I came to my place in the universe by way of being a baptist minister (ordained)...

Keep in mind Westboro is not an actual Baptist Church. They just use the name but they are not affiliated with any conference. They are a force unto themselves.


Not really... by definition a baptist is a member of a Protestant Christian denomination advocating baptism only of adult believers by total immersion.

Many independent baptist churches embrace an anabaptist heritage, and the wbc is one of those


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02 Apr 2014, 12:12 am

Kraichgauer wrote:
Feralucce wrote:
ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
Oh for goodness sakes. Is it necessary for Christians to fight Christians? What about the Christian notion of forgiveness?


ANd this, Kraichgauer, is an example of why I have an issue with some of them... there is an assumption that because I can have an educated discussion about the man, his beliefs, and christianity... that I must be christian... and nothing is farther from the truth...

I am pagan... an Erisian, to be precise... a follower of the Grecco-roman goddess of mischief, chaos and humor...

However... what I was stating is that it is unpleasant to have a conversation with me on the subject of the bible and christian behavior due to the fact that I came to my place in the universe by way of being a baptist minister (ordained)...


Were I not a Christian, I might have been a devotee of Thor/Donar/Thunor, as he makes it rain for people's crops to grow, and unlike his Dad, Wodan/Odin, he actually goes out of his way to protect people.


It is good that you can admit that...

Right now, my bad place comes from the fact that someone very close to me is on her deathbed... she fought cancer for two years and actually beat it... but the radiation is actually killing her... she won't last the week... 3 days before she went south, her tests came back... cancer free...

I swear, if another believer tells me that it's all part of god's plan... I'm going to prison and they're gonna take a message to him, asking how giving her and her family hope is part of the plan of a merciful and loving god


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02 Apr 2014, 12:22 am

Feralucce wrote:
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Feralucce wrote:
ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
Oh for goodness sakes. Is it necessary for Christians to fight Christians? What about the Christian notion of forgiveness?


ANd this, Kraichgauer, is an example of why I have an issue with some of them... there is an assumption that because I can have an educated discussion about the man, his beliefs, and christianity... that I must be christian... and nothing is farther from the truth...

I am pagan... an Erisian, to be precise... a follower of the Grecco-roman goddess of mischief, chaos and humor...

However... what I was stating is that it is unpleasant to have a conversation with me on the subject of the bible and christian behavior due to the fact that I came to my place in the universe by way of being a baptist minister (ordained)...


Were I not a Christian, I might have been a devotee of Thor/Donar/Thunor, as he makes it rain for people's crops to grow, and unlike his Dad, Wodan/Odin, he actually goes out of his way to protect people.


It is good that you can admit that...

Right now, my bad place comes from the fact that someone very close to me is on her deathbed... she fought cancer for two years and actually beat it... but the radiation is actually killing her... she won't last the week... 3 days before she went south, her tests came back... cancer free...

I swear, if another believer tells me that it's all part of god's plan... I'm going to prison and they're gonna take a message to him, asking how giving her and her family hope is part of the plan of a merciful and loving god


Trust me, I would never presume to tell you that such a thing is God's plan. My father-in-law just passed away late last year from cancer. He was unable to hold any food down, so had to be fed intravenously. That, of course, was just a temporary measure, and ultimately he was made comfortable as he starved to death. Luckily, he was unconscious toward the end.


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02 Apr 2014, 8:45 am

I know... and that is why I use qualifiers like the words "A LOT"...


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02 Apr 2014, 11:34 am

Feralucce wrote:
I know... and that is why I use qualifiers like the words "A LOT"...


Granted.


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