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Theamazinggeek
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29 Jan 2018, 2:41 pm

Bar man!
Ill take the house special to eat and two ciders. One alcoholic, one non


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14 Mar 2018, 11:51 am

I walked into the local 7-11 and I said hello to a hippie. The cashier thought I was saying hello to him and he got all excited. I told the cashier that I was talking to the hippie.


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14 Mar 2018, 11:53 am

Are there any hippies at this bar?


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14 Mar 2018, 5:09 pm

So 5 aspies walk into a bar ....

Hey do we do karaoke here ?


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14 Mar 2018, 11:51 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Are there any hippies at this bar?


Yep. I'll have your hoppiest pale ale & a pack of joints plz. :mrgreen:


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08 May 2018, 9:52 pm

We're out of absinthe. :( It was those faeries who drank it I swear!


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29 Jun 2018, 3:09 pm

White Russian please..

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29 Jun 2018, 3:12 pm

Theamazinggeek wrote:
So 5 aspies walk into a bar ....

Hey do we do karaoke here ?


Yes, ofc.. *queues Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus*.


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06 Jul 2018, 8:36 pm

Perhaps a Shot & a Coke or a Smirnoff Screwdriver, Barkeep? Hey, someone play somethin' on the Jukebox!


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06 Jul 2018, 8:41 pm

Grenadine, Please!



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06 Jul 2018, 8:47 pm

I’ll have a Shirley Temple.


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07 Jul 2018, 8:48 pm

Bleh what a slow week. I ought to class things up.

Chinotto vermouth & sodas all around. 8)


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08 Jul 2018, 2:43 pm

How generous of you, cberg! *takes one over to Twilightprincess*

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11 Jul 2018, 4:30 pm

JoeyFlash wrote:
How generous of you, cberg! *takes one over to Twilightprincess*

"How are you Twilight, I just wanted to say you look rather lovely tonight"


Why, thank you!


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11 Jul 2018, 6:39 pm

There's a nice, purple-lit jukebox here.

Anybody want to hear "Purple Rain?"



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11 Jul 2018, 8:08 pm

I'm a much bigger fan of "Erotic City." Only Prince could make dandruff sound kind of romantic.

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