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25 Jan 2017, 2:46 pm

better yet, EAT the tennis ball.



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25 Jan 2017, 3:20 pm

Wanna learn how to fly? Try jumping off a bridge!


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25 Jan 2017, 7:41 pm

trans fats are good for you. hydrogenated fats should be eaten in mass quantities daily.



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26 Jan 2017, 8:38 pm

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27 Jan 2017, 4:53 am

Take pride in your ignorance.


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27 Jan 2017, 10:35 am

If you're 30 or over, hang up your tennis racquet. You have no chance of winning or making it deep in a slam again!



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30 Jan 2017, 1:16 pm

Run your next marathon wearing Cowboy boots.


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30 Jan 2017, 4:49 pm

Ignore confirmation bias.


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30 Jan 2017, 5:13 pm

When scuba diving in an area where sharks have been seen, strap steaks to your feet instead of wearing swim fins.


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30 Jan 2017, 6:29 pm

The next time you run into some loudmouth, know-it-all kid who insults everyone else, tell her or him that they can grow up to be president.


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30 Jan 2017, 7:28 pm

Spend a lot of money on singing lessons so that you can sound just like Florence Foster Jenkins.


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31 Jan 2017, 10:34 am

Or, spend a lot of money on skis and expensive ski lessons so you can ski jump like "Eddie the Eagle" Edwards. (The post on FFJ brought up the subject of abject failures immortalized on film. Bad trend that needs to go away NOW!)



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31 Jan 2017, 10:41 am

Be the new Bork


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11 Jul 2017, 4:39 am

Drink overpriced coffee.


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12 Jul 2017, 10:52 pm

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver...

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28 Jul 2017, 11:01 pm

Let your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash.


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