What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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what's the last weirdest dream you had, by type?
*I dream weird Technicolor dreams most of the time! :jester: 14%  14%  [ 88 ]
*I dream mostly vivid but totally "normal" dreams generally. :salut: 11%  11%  [ 69 ]
*I tend to dream "average" blah dreams. :| 4%  4%  [ 25 ]
*I generally dream in vivid colors and sounds :jester: 14%  14%  [ 85 ]
*I tend to dream in average/subdued colors and subdued/muted sounds :| 5%  5%  [ 31 ]
*I dream only in shades of gray. :| 0%  0%  [ 3 ]
*I never seem to remember my dreams. :| 9%  9%  [ 57 ]
*I have mostly good dreams :) 9%  9%  [ 56 ]
*I have mostly nightmares or night fillies :help: 11%  11%  [ 69 ]
*I LUCIDLY DREAM! :star: :colors: 14%  14%  [ 90 ]
*I wanna nice yummy ice cream! :chef: 9%  9%  [ 56 ]
Total votes : 629

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01 Feb 2018, 4:36 am

Last night, i dreamt I went to live with a new family. I felt more like i was being 'delivered' like a parcel. When i arrived, i was greeted by the 'mum' who was of eastern asian ethnic. There was a 'dad' and a 'pet'. Something happened to the 'dad', so we got a new one. Then the pet (which i think was a bat) decided to fly away. I tried to catch it, but it flew too high and too fast for me.

I travelled quite far trying to catch the bat and when I stopped to check where I was, I was with an agency who was collecting information from me and putting me through tests for a job. The job i wanted was one i had years ago, one i would class as one of the best jobs i ever had. I was that excited to go back that I even went to go work there before the tests were complete. There were three in total. The guy who was testing me came to see me and told me the first test failed. It was now resting on the other two. In the shop I worked in, I started meeting the people who I worked with. Then the guy came back with the second test. I failed. One more to go, the worse one of all - maths. When the guy came back again, he didn't say straight away. A part of me was hoping i had actually passed this one. But then i asked - 'I didn't pass it did i?' and he said no and showed me the paper. I wasn't allowed to stay in the job because i didn't pass the tests.

Then i found myself in a supermarket coffee shop with friends. A waiter presented me with an injection to make me 'normal'. At first i rejected it, but then i knew I had to do it, but i had to leave my friends in order to do it because the injection would incapacitate me for an hour. Everyone in the cafe were looking at me.


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01 Feb 2018, 9:00 am

Dreamt about going to a coffee bar



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01 Feb 2018, 8:46 pm

I dreamt I was in a porno with a black amazon woman. :o we were very acrobatic in front of the cameras.



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02 Feb 2018, 8:51 am

Dreamt that I was taking a class and it had an assignment that I did not do



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02 Feb 2018, 12:52 pm

Lucid dream.
This one was different in that I knew right from the outset that I was dreaming.
My first thought was literally, "This is a dream."
I was back at work walking down the familiar corridors, hoping I wouldn't run into anyone.
There were a few shadows, but no one appeared.
So I thought, "I'm going to go and punch the boss."
As soon as I thought this the air in the room turned into something like treacle, which I had to struggle through with clenched fists.
But it got too difficult and I couldn't breathe, so I woke up.


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02 Feb 2018, 12:53 pm

auntblabby wrote:
I dreamt I was in a porno with a black amazon woman. :o we were very acrobatic in front of the cameras.

8O


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02 Feb 2018, 4:19 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Lucid dream.
This one was different in that I knew right from the outset that I was dreaming.
My first thought was literally, "This is a dream."
I was back at work walking down the familiar corridors, hoping I wouldn't run into anyone.
There were a few shadows, but no one appeared.
So I thought, "I'm going to go and punch the boss."
As soon as I thought this the air in the room turned into something like treacle, which I had to struggle through with clenched fists.
But it got too difficult and I couldn't breathe, so I woke up.

as long as one is capable of lucidity, a tip from lucid dream experts is to shout at the top of your lungs, "CLARITY NOW!! !" which should clear up the treacle. :idea:



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08 Feb 2018, 4:59 pm

A dream in which I painted an oil painting with a woman. The painting was mostly scarlet-red. I remember details of it: everything was red except for her hands and face. Her eyes were very light, because they were reflecting white light so I couldn't see the pupils or iris, just white glossy surface of the eyes. When I looked closer I realized she wore lenses, the contact lenses that themselves had a picture of an eye on them, that was green Hispanic eyes. The nails were also glossy and scarlet.


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08 Feb 2018, 5:10 pm

I also had a very upsetting dream. There was a starry summer night in the city, we were in a park. Immense crowds of youth were having a great time around. There was me and a female friend, we wore luxurious dresses, not the gowns for red carpet, but rather ''have a good time'' ones. We headed towards some open air space for eating, like in a restaurant -- tables and benches around them. So I told her to make herself comfortable and sit down. I gave her a cup to drink tea from, but somebody had already drunk from it and it was dirty, there was a chewing gum and some dirt inside, and the table itself has a number of used paper towels on. And there were other people nearby and the night was spoiled.


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09 Feb 2018, 5:03 am

OK, I'm posting too much in here.
Anyways, last post. I had a dream in which I witnessed a murder and I became the suspect.
I was a worker, like cleaning person or a nanny, and I came inside, heard somebody talking, and when I was in the room, I realized that the voice came from a telephone and it was recorded. When I turned arond, I saw a man with firearm standing in the dark. He had killed a man.
The criminal just left, and now I was the suspect.

The thing about my dreams is that I can travel from 1 person's head to the other. I knew everything about the killer because I had been in his head.


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09 Feb 2018, 8:25 am

Dreamt that I tore someone's clothes and had to waste 40 bucks replacing it



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09 Feb 2018, 6:49 pm

dreamt of an alternate version of my mother, when she was a young woman. also dreamt of searching for places to go pee all night long.



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12 Feb 2018, 11:28 am

Why does it seem like you always have to be doing something when dreaming?

I never dream that I just loafed around doing nothing.



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16 Feb 2018, 4:13 pm

I dreamt I was undressed in a female locker room somewhere, I stood in front of a wall-sized mirror and regarded my tautly slender body which was covered with reddish brown fur-like hair, I musta been a Neanderthal in my 20s. then I headed for the showers, and awoke. :huh:



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19 Feb 2018, 3:42 pm

This isn't really a weird dream, but one with an unexpected side affect.

It hasn't rained in months around here. Our total precipitation for the last few months was 0.01 inches which is just an estimate and is not measurable.

Sunday morning, I had a dream that lasted for quite a while that it was pouring down rain. According to the dream it was so overcast that it stayed dark all day with heavy rain the entire time.

The dream was so real that when I woke up, I nearly called a coworker to tell them that I wasn't going to come by to do some work outside because of all the rain. It was at least 15 minutes before it dawned on me to look out the window and see that it had not been raining at all.

So we ended up taking the bucket truck out to make some repairs that we couldn't reach with our ladder.



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20 Feb 2018, 6:47 pm

^^^that reminded me of a twilight zone episode about a person dreaming that the weather was burning hot because the earth's orbit was taking it too close to the sun, when in reality when they awoke, it was the opposite, the earth was flying away from the sun.