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16 Aug 2015, 11:39 am

I know it sounds really boring but I only have two.


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16 Aug 2015, 2:12 pm

A two-legged labrador?



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16 Aug 2015, 2:14 pm

It's common round here.

We all have skateboards to compensate for the missing limbs.


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16 Aug 2015, 2:41 pm

With a reasonable margin of error, I can only guarantee I have at least one.


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16 Aug 2015, 2:56 pm

Where do you keep it?


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16 Aug 2015, 3:10 pm

Under the table.


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16 Aug 2015, 3:12 pm

Well you've heard about the last snowman who kept his leg under the table haven't you?


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16 Aug 2015, 3:48 pm

I'm afraid I'm limited to bi-pedal movement. Such a shame... :p


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16 Aug 2015, 4:42 pm

I was born with three legs, but one of them dropped off shortly before I learned how to walk. Some kind of alien adaption thing, I believe. :lol: :alien: :lol: