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16 Nov 2017, 10:38 pm

Chlamydia is my firstborn.
A long, painful, streak of piss.


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16 Nov 2017, 10:40 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Chlamydia is my firstborn.
A long, painful, streak of piss.


Hm!?!%*& WOT?! #*#

Sounds familiar...

What was your second born...



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16 Nov 2017, 10:42 pm

That would be herpes.
A virulent virus on humanity.


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16 Nov 2017, 10:42 pm

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Make Aspies Great Again


Make the burgers in my ass great again :-D



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16 Nov 2017, 10:42 pm

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Raleigh wrote:
Jellybean dribble...

Sounds like an awful flavour!


Something for this, maybe?

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16 Nov 2017, 10:44 pm

Raleigh wrote:
That would be herpes.
A virulent virus on humanity.


Ah shitz...

That doesn't sound good for me... I mean your second born...

What about the third born?

Is there a new hope in Leia Organa?

Was the second born better or worse then the first born?

That first born was a b***h wasn't it?

Herpes is better right?



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16 Nov 2017, 10:47 pm

dragonsanddemons wrote:
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Raleigh wrote:
Jellybean dribble...

Sounds like an awful flavour!


Something for this, maybe?

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Do they have broccoli flavoured beans?


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16 Nov 2017, 10:49 pm

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Do they have broccoli flavoured beans?


Not in that, at least. The green is grass clippings (or lime).


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16 Nov 2017, 10:51 pm

The hairdresser told me not to wash my hair.
Which is what I've been trying to do..not do...for years.


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16 Nov 2017, 10:51 pm

dragonsanddemons wrote:
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Do they have broccoli flavoured beans?


Not in that, at least. The green is grass clippings (or lime).


Green beans get you high in da hood bruh...



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16 Nov 2017, 10:54 pm

Dragnet wrote:
dragonsanddemons wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
Do they have broccoli flavoured beans?


Not in that, at least. The green is grass clippings (or lime).


Green beans get you high in da hood bruh...


If it's that kind of grass, then I guess they would :)


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16 Nov 2017, 11:09 pm

dragonsanddemons wrote:
Dragnet wrote:
dragonsanddemons wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
Do they have broccoli flavoured beans?


Not in that, at least. The green is grass clippings (or lime).


Green beans get you high in da hood bruh...


If it's that kind of grass, then I guess they would :)


All grass in the da hood makes you speak all slurreddddd and be like coooooool - They got grass ten feet tall up in ma hood. Up in Groove Street yo, OG LOC be growin it in Ryders backyard, f**k the law, we got grass to be staying blazed ya'll. I float through booking and ya mom bail me out for company cause your dad is away for work, I ate even got to pay her cash, ten percent of pleasure stick is all she be needed, Lawyer be like, my client has an addition, floating through rehab, till the next crime. Groove Street for life, our clothes be getting thos hoes flying 747s in my lap. That's how ma hood gets down yo...



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16 Nov 2017, 11:14 pm

Dragnet wrote:
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Make the burgers in my ass great again :-D


There was no collusion between them buns and my bum...

No need to explore this further...

No... collusion...

How about them hacked emails? Am I right?



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17 Nov 2017, 10:59 am

Hi, guys. Today's a writing day for me. 16 pages to write today.


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17 Nov 2017, 11:18 am

That is about how I do art!