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16 Oct 2017, 2:00 pm

In het Nederlands is een meer een meer, in het Duits is een meer een zee.
In het Nederlands is een zee een zee, in het Duits is een zee een meer.

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16 Oct 2017, 2:25 pm

Grischa wrote:

what is food in one country is a phobia in another
co je potravina v jedné zemi, je fobie v jiné

sakra

JOOO? :O

Muj materskej jazyk neni Cestina ale seru na to.

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16 Oct 2017, 3:27 pm

LegoMaster2149 wrote:

God dammit! f**k this s**t!

Time for another go:

Piss off c**t! I hope you go f**k yourself!

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19 Nov 2017, 1:53 pm

As a native English speaker, it was always amusing for me when I just moved here and didn't speak Dutch yet that the computer's error message when crashing started with "U Kunt", which actually means "You can't", I kept seeing "U Kunt" everywhere. Now that I speak Dutch, it's not funny anymore.

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23 Nov 2017, 3:22 pm

Ik zeg niet waar het gebeurde, maar enige tijd geleden was ik getuige van een bijzondere babylonische spraakverwarring.
Plaats van handeling was een hostel, figuranten waren een nederlandstalig echtpaar en man uit Syrië, deze man sprak arabisch en engels, de nederlandstalige man sprak overigens ook vloeiend engels, maar zijn vrouw niet. Afijn hier komt ie.

Nederlandstalige man tegen Syriër: "this is my wife" terwijl hij naar zijn vrouw wees.
Nederlandstalige vrouw tegen haar echtgenoot "wat, ben ik je wijf?"
Nederlandstalige man tegen zijn echtgenote "Ja, in het engels bij jij my wife"
Nederlandstalige vrouw "En in het nederlands ben ik niet je wijf?"
Nederlandstalige man "nee, in het nederlands niet"
Nederlandstalige vrouw "Ooh, ik schrok al"

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26 Nov 2017, 6:29 am

Orospu çocuğu

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26 Nov 2017, 6:49 am

Gutmensch

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26 Nov 2017, 7:18 am

Piç kurusu

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23 Dec 2017, 6:31 pm

ja uz nevim, jak na to reagovat,
ik wil wel reageren, als het maar duidelijk is hoe

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24 Dec 2017, 1:04 am

Grischa wrote:

ja uz nevim, jak na to reagovat,
ik wil wel reageren, als het maar duidelijk is hoe

Jste Cech?

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28 Dec 2017, 4:48 pm

no, words can easily be translated by google or learned by marrying cross-border

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28 Dec 2017, 11:46 pm

Oh I see. Pity.

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03 Jan 2018, 4:13 pm

Cesi jsou, myslim, i zde na Aspie foru. Nevim, ale jsou.

Czech language is too difficult by the way, as it can easily lead to mistakes

Textbook:
Jak se mas? - How are you?
Zivot je kurva - Life is cool!
Proc? - Why?
Jsem sám sobě pro smích. - I am very smart.
Mas písek v očích! - You have beautifull blue eyes!
Mám pořád smůlu s holkama. - I have a strong bond with woman.
Neustále si stěžují na mne - They're always happy to see me.

Or maybe czech language is not so difficult, but life is

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05 Jan 2018, 1:48 pm

The only Hungarian word I know is a profanity. It is:
Bosmec.

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05 Jan 2018, 3:59 pm

"Mad'ar"
Czech for "Hungarian", means "someone you cannot understand". Because Hungarian language is totally different from other European languages, totally incomprehensible.

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06 Jan 2018, 1:19 am

Grischa wrote:

Cesi jsou, myslim, i zde na Aspie foru. Nevim, ale jsou.

Czech language is too difficult by the way, as it can easily lead to mistakes

Chtěla bych se s nekým Českého a autistického seznámit. Ale nikdy jsem neuviděla tady na fóru.

It's difficult but much fun.

Grischa wrote:

Or maybe czech language is not so difficult, but life is

Well both are difficult but if you compare life wins I suppose.

Profanity: DO PÍÍÍČI.

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