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18 Oct 2017, 1:37 pm

If I go into outer space will that make me a spaceman?

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If you tip a sleeping cow in the field and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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Oompa Loompas are real

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Has anyone here been to Insectopia?

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Does stale milk taste nice?

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Why did the ancient Greeks steal their alphabet from American college fraternities?

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19 Oct 2017, 4:15 pm

PBL187 wrote:

If I go into outer space will that make me a spaceman?

Well ...It would actually.

Unless you're Italian.

An Italian astronaut is a "specimen".

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19 Oct 2017, 5:36 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

PBL187 wrote:

If I go into outer space will that make me a spaceman?

Well ...It would actually.

Unless you're Italian.

An Italian astronaut is a "specimen".

It's-a-me, a-Mario. I'm a specimen who collects coins and jumps on goombas and a-turtles for a living

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19 Oct 2017, 7:14 pm

PBL187 wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

PBL187 wrote:

If I go into outer space will that make me a spaceman?

Well ...It would actually.

Unless you're Italian.

An Italian astronaut is a "specimen".

It's-a-me, a-Mario. I'm a specimen who collects coins and jumps on goombas and a-turtles for a living

Oh boy, a celebrity in our midst! Oh great hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, are Toads edible?

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