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19 Oct 2017, 11:39 pm

are random things really random? [perhaps not so stupid if one digs deep enough]

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20 Oct 2017, 12:27 am

SentientPotato wrote:

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naturalplastic wrote:

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If I go into outer space will that make me a spaceman?

Well ...It would actually.

Unless you're Italian.

An Italian astronaut is a "specimen".

It's-a-me, a-Mario. I'm a specimen who collects coins and jumps on goombas and a-turtles for a living

Oh boy, a celebrity in our midst! Oh great hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, are Toads edible?

Yes

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20 Oct 2017, 9:33 am

Is global warming bad?

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20 Oct 2017, 11:13 am

Why?

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20 Oct 2017, 2:54 pm

When people type ano in a text, are they saying "I know" or are they randomly referring to Anno Domini?

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20 Oct 2017, 5:04 pm

Today is the first day of today.

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20 Oct 2017, 5:05 pm

Is a bass and bass from my speaker the same thing?

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20 Oct 2017, 5:22 pm

^^^Yes. And both Iggy Azalea, and Donald Trump are "all about the base"!

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20 Oct 2017, 5:52 pm

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^^^Yes. And both Iggy Azalea, and Donald Trump are "all about the base"!

That is what the 808 is for.

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21 Oct 2017, 5:40 pm

Do mailmen deliver their own mail?

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21 Oct 2017, 10:26 pm

if some people live in their second childhood, does that mean other people live in their second adulthood?

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23 Oct 2017, 10:35 am

If I emigrated to Spain would that make me Spanish?

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26 Oct 2017, 12:02 am

Someone once asked me "Is it polite to answer a question with only one word?"
I said, "No."

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26 Oct 2017, 6:18 am

Throwing stones and cartons of milk at passing cars is fun and not at all dangerous

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26 Oct 2017, 8:23 am

If my toe is purple, am I supposed to feel pain?

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26 Oct 2017, 8:28 am

Why can't you order a big mac at taco bell?

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