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21 Nov 2017, 10:58 pm

was pol pot a mental construct of some druggie?



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21 Nov 2017, 11:23 pm

What time is the 3 o'clock parade?


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21 Nov 2017, 11:27 pm

why are stopped clocks only "right" twice per day?



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22 Nov 2017, 8:13 am

Why aren't people attested for killing time?



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22 Nov 2017, 5:45 pm

Mirrors are portals to other dimensions, handheld mirrors merely allow you to see these other dimensions


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22 Nov 2017, 6:41 pm

Do electrical cords get tangled because they have an impish sense of humour?


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22 Nov 2017, 10:35 pm

if there's no such thing as "Canadian" bacon, or "English" muffins or "French" toast, does that also mean there's no such thing as Japanese bananas?



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22 Nov 2017, 10:49 pm

Would the dinosaurs still have become extinct if they hadn't worn socks with sandals?


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22 Nov 2017, 10:58 pm

Some people think the whale is a fish. But it's not. It's an insect.



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22 Nov 2017, 11:01 pm

do insects have insex?



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23 Nov 2017, 9:26 am

What do turkeys eat for thanksgiving?



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24 Nov 2017, 1:54 am

why is the term "birthday" not reserved for one's original day and date of birth, and subsequent anniversaries of same not called "birth anniversaries"?



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24 Nov 2017, 3:18 am

If I die will I finally be free?


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24 Nov 2017, 3:54 am

free until you have to take a number and reincarnate. IOW there is no "freedom."



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24 Nov 2017, 4:00 am

auntblabby wrote:
free until you have to take a number and reincarnate. IOW there is no "freedom."


Can't I just take the number and skip the reincarnation? I hate repeats


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24 Nov 2017, 4:05 am

PBL187 wrote:
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free until you have to take a number and reincarnate. IOW there is no "freedom."


Can't I just take the number and skip the reincarnation? I hate repeats

if you read the late Robert Monroe's books, you will get answers. but in summary, you may not be in as good a place as you might wish, if you do not take the number and reincarnate eventually. it is like school, you can't graduate until you complete all the classes [lives on earth].