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18 Feb 2018, 1:32 am

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i fail to see the problem


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18 Feb 2018, 1:34 am

my dryer has an "ecoboost" function, does that mean it can win le mans?


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18 Feb 2018, 1:42 am

broadcast engineer slang for the old analog NTSC tv color broadcast system, was "Never Twice Same Color." I wonder if that meant that sometimes it was 3 times the same color?



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18 Feb 2018, 4:10 am

People say I eat oranges like an apple. How does an apple eat oranges anyway?


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18 Feb 2018, 4:52 am

if I gather my thoughts, where do I put them?



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18 Feb 2018, 6:52 am

auntblabby wrote:
if I gather my thoughts, where do I put them?


In a pensieve.


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19 Feb 2018, 2:17 am

^^^I tip me hat to you, sir :star:



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19 Feb 2018, 1:26 pm

Why is it so hard to open a door?


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19 Feb 2018, 3:29 pm

why is it so hard to close a door?



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19 Feb 2018, 5:04 pm

auntblabby wrote:
why is it so hard to close a door?


Oh so that's why. We must be trying to use the same door at the same time.


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19 Feb 2018, 5:17 pm

not a problem if we are in different dimensions. we'll just glide by each other.



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19 Feb 2018, 6:05 pm

I ate a whole box of thin mints and didn't get thinner , I think they were faulty


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Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard


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19 Feb 2018, 6:11 pm

Patrick Stewart's new line of ladies underwear is called "Stewart Pants"
Avery Brooks new line of ladies underwear is called "Brooks Pants"
Kate Mulgrew's new line of ladies underwear is called "Mulgrew Pants"
William Shatner didn't think it was a good idea.


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19 Feb 2018, 6:23 pm

^^^^ :lmao:



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20 Feb 2018, 9:52 am

When you look for a lost item , why is it always in the last place you look?


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20 Feb 2018, 11:24 am

Do monkeys eat bananas?


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