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31 Oct 2017, 9:41 am

Why is my little brother so angry at me? I noticed that his lego tower didn't look like the one on the box, so I fixed it for him. When he saw it he screamed at me and told me that I ruined it, but I didn't ruin it I helped him? What gives!?



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31 Oct 2017, 1:59 pm

It's Halloween tonight so hopefully we will see the Wicked Witch of the West fly our skies on her Firebolt. It's New Year's eve for witches so she will probably drink and fly


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31 Oct 2017, 4:09 pm

^That's just silly. Everyone knows The Great Pumpkin will be rising out of his patch this year! And don't forget to give rocks to the kids with bad costumes!



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31 Oct 2017, 4:39 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
^That's just silly. Everyone knows The Great Pumpkin will be rising out of his patch this year! And don't forget to give rocks to the kids with bad costumes!


Didn't you hear? The Great Pumpkin wilted.

Why should I waste rocks on punk kids with bad costumes?


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01 Nov 2017, 1:52 am

fap-flapping flapjacks fap-flap fap-flappingly, failing flying fearfully.



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01 Nov 2017, 3:52 pm

Well, I missed seeing the Great Pumpkin again this year. But I'll see him for sure next year, do you hear me? I WILL see him! And I'll tell everyone about him when I'm elected school president!



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02 Nov 2017, 3:15 pm

Any sufficiently unadvanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.



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02 Nov 2017, 9:45 pm

Jeff Einstein says The Flintstones is high art. the highest. :star:



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03 Nov 2017, 12:19 pm

The Flinstons? Are you sure you didn't mean The Jetsons? The Jetsons is my favorite book out of all of Edgar Allen's works.



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03 Nov 2017, 10:39 pm

Robert Ebert said "the muppet xmas carol" should be inducted into the doomsday repository.



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04 Nov 2017, 8:12 am

Are you a magical pixie-horse?



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04 Nov 2017, 8:20 am

is #45 a magical pixie horse?



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04 Nov 2017, 11:58 am

I was supposed to read the Tell-tale Heart at school, but I really don't race for romance stories.



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04 Nov 2017, 12:03 pm

"DEFENCE! DEFENCE!"


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07 Nov 2017, 7:10 pm

Are the vampires in Transylvania all transvestites?



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07 Nov 2017, 9:29 pm

He who dances with the stars will soon reach the moon, only to fall back to Earth and turn into a tree.