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14 Oct 2017, 9:58 am

Is smoking is so bad for you, why was it ever invented?



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14 Oct 2017, 4:13 pm

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but people make fools out of themselves most of the time.

I really don't think that's a dumb quote, in fact I think it's pretty clever. But I didn't know where else to post it.



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15 Oct 2017, 3:16 am

^^^that's not so dumb after all :wtg:

why can't "molecules" be spelt "mollickyools"?



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16 Oct 2017, 3:06 pm

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?

Me: Yes, and chocolate eggs are laid by brown hens. :roll:



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16 Oct 2017, 3:07 pm

Are gals and girls the same?



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16 Oct 2017, 9:39 pm

is it true, that black is black?



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17 Oct 2017, 2:50 am

My baby was born on the 13th, I hope his birthday never falls on a Friday in his life.


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17 Oct 2017, 5:48 am

Being born on the 29th of February must mean that you only age every four years


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17 Oct 2017, 8:30 am

Is scratching and scratching a record the same thing?



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17 Oct 2017, 5:37 pm

is high fidelity the same thing as monogamy?



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18 Oct 2017, 1:37 pm

If I go into outer space will that make me a spaceman?


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18 Oct 2017, 1:47 pm

If my CD is shattered, is it broken?



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18 Oct 2017, 2:32 pm

If you tip a sleeping cow in the field and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


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18 Oct 2017, 2:34 pm

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18 Oct 2017, 3:11 pm

If you have amnesia, do you still have your memory?



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18 Oct 2017, 10:14 pm

if god hadn't intended for us to eat meat, he wouldn't have made animals outta the stuff.