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18 Oct 2017, 10:14 pm

if god hadn't intended for us to eat meat, he wouldn't have made animals outta the stuff.



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19 Oct 2017, 12:59 am

Oompa Loompas are real


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19 Oct 2017, 1:10 am

non-luminiferous ether is as real a thing as little green worms in little green apples.



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19 Oct 2017, 1:15 am

Has anyone here been to Insectopia?


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19 Oct 2017, 8:10 am

What color is blue?



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19 Oct 2017, 8:21 am

Do people in Britain speak British?



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19 Oct 2017, 11:00 am

Does stale milk taste nice?


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19 Oct 2017, 4:09 pm

Why did the ancient Greeks steal their alphabet from American college fraternities?



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19 Oct 2017, 4:15 pm

PBL187 wrote:
If I go into outer space will that make me a spaceman?


Well ...It would actually.

Unless you're Italian.

An Italian astronaut is a "specimen".



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19 Oct 2017, 5:36 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
PBL187 wrote:
If I go into outer space will that make me a spaceman?


Well ...It would actually.

Unless you're Italian.

An Italian astronaut is a "specimen".


It's-a-me, a-Mario. I'm a specimen who collects coins and jumps on goombas and a-turtles for a living


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19 Oct 2017, 7:14 pm

PBL187 wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
PBL187 wrote:
If I go into outer space will that make me a spaceman?


Well ...It would actually.

Unless you're Italian.

An Italian astronaut is a "specimen".


It's-a-me, a-Mario. I'm a specimen who collects coins and jumps on goombas and a-turtles for a living

Oh boy, a celebrity in our midst! Oh great hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, are Toads edible?


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19 Oct 2017, 11:39 pm

are random things really random? [perhaps not so stupid if one digs deep enough]



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20 Oct 2017, 12:27 am

SentientPotato wrote:
PBL187 wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
PBL187 wrote:
If I go into outer space will that make me a spaceman?


Well ...It would actually.

Unless you're Italian.

An Italian astronaut is a "specimen".


It's-a-me, a-Mario. I'm a specimen who collects coins and jumps on goombas and a-turtles for a living

Oh boy, a celebrity in our midst! Oh great hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, are Toads edible?


Yes


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20 Oct 2017, 9:33 am

Is global warming bad?



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20 Oct 2017, 11:13 am

Why?


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20 Oct 2017, 2:54 pm

When people type ano in a text, are they saying "I know" or are they randomly referring to Anno Domini?


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