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11 Mar 2018, 5:04 pm

Gay marriage is legal in Texas.


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11 Mar 2018, 5:57 pm

I wonder what it's like to live on phobos or deimos?



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11 Mar 2018, 6:37 pm

From Phobos, you get to see Mars with the greatest apparent size of any celestial body in the Solar System as seen from any other celestial body.

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As seen from Phobos, Mars would appear 6,400 times larger and 2,500 times brighter than the full Moon appears from Earth, taking up a quarter of the width of a celestial hemisphere.


It must feel like you’d better avoid the slightest jump or you’ll fall head-first onto Mars, even though you wouldn’t really be able to escape Phobos’s gravity by jumping; you’d just jump reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally high. And if you could, you still wouldn’t fall to Mars; you’d just leave Phobos behind and orbit the planet by yourself, but that’s another story.

Oh, was this supposed to be about dumb questions?


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11 Mar 2018, 6:40 pm

^^^that's faskinnyating :mrgreen:



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11 Mar 2018, 6:46 pm

I wonder why they don't show this documentary in astronomy classes.



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13 Mar 2018, 5:29 pm

Poediatrist: one who goes on a diatribe about Edgar Allan Poe and ends up with his foot in his mouth.



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13 Mar 2018, 5:43 pm

a device for measuring colorful car accidents is called a collideascope.



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13 Mar 2018, 5:45 pm

If one was to prepare a meal consisting a spammy version of meat from a certain creature from a certain TI game, are they opening a can of Wumpus?

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13 Mar 2018, 7:01 pm

Why do teachers not care less when a kid is being bullied but go completely berserk when a kid is chewing gum? :(



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13 Mar 2018, 9:10 pm

^^^that's not such a dumb question at all. :o



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13 Mar 2018, 9:30 pm

If I eat french fries and german potato salad at the same time, what will happen to me?



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14 Mar 2018, 2:24 am

You'll go back in time to the Carolingian Empire?


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14 Mar 2018, 2:26 am

if I worship the devil and want to be condemned, does that mean I have to undergo a baptism by fire?



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15 Mar 2018, 6:01 pm

if there's a Junior League, why ain't there a Senior League?



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15 Mar 2018, 6:42 pm

If the world is round, why are the bottoms of shoes flat and not curved inwards?



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15 Mar 2018, 6:58 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
Why do teachers not care less when a kid is being bullied but go completely berserk when a kid is chewing gum? :(


Because they get to be the bullies in the latter case?


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