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07 Nov 2017, 9:29 pm

He who dances with the stars will soon reach the moon, only to fall back to Earth and turn into a tree.



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07 Nov 2017, 9:39 pm

can anybody here think of a dumber number? :nerdy:



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14 Nov 2017, 1:00 pm

If a group of crows is called a murder, does that make only a couple of crows attempted murder?



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14 Nov 2017, 3:42 pm

I was playing basketball but I couldn't play properly because some dumb idiot had cut a hole in the bottom of the net so the ball just falls straight through.


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14 Nov 2017, 5:11 pm

What color is a blue balloon?



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14 Nov 2017, 10:41 pm

who moved my flap?



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17 Nov 2017, 7:19 pm

People who are from Minnesota call soda "pop", so why don't they refer to their state as "Minnepop"?



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17 Nov 2017, 7:21 pm

Kiki1256 wrote:
What color is a blue balloon?


Red...

The balloon is always red...

If you answer anything other then red, the matrix breaks... and you are in deep s**t...



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17 Nov 2017, 8:20 pm

why do they call it the blues and not the greens or browns?



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17 Nov 2017, 9:01 pm

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17 Nov 2017, 9:08 pm

doesn't Smith & Wesson make salad oil?



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18 Nov 2017, 7:41 am

Why aren't all keys be the same?


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18 Nov 2017, 8:02 am

"they get time, let's kiss crazy." [entirely random choice of words]



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18 Nov 2017, 10:28 am

lostonearth35 wrote:
If a group of crows is called a murder, does that make only a couple of crows attempted murder?


No. It would a "malicious wounding".



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19 Nov 2017, 1:33 am

"how will ugly kid take walk?" [another random word grab]



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21 Nov 2017, 12:31 pm

"Was Hitler autistic?"