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19 Feb 2018, 5:17 pm

not a problem if we are in different dimensions. we'll just glide by each other.



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19 Feb 2018, 6:05 pm

I ate a whole box of thin mints and didn't get thinner , I think they were faulty


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19 Feb 2018, 6:11 pm

Patrick Stewart's new line of ladies underwear is called "Stewart Pants"
Avery Brooks new line of ladies underwear is called "Brooks Pants"
Kate Mulgrew's new line of ladies underwear is called "Mulgrew Pants"
William Shatner didn't think it was a good idea.


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19 Feb 2018, 6:23 pm

^^^^ :lmao:



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20 Feb 2018, 9:52 am

When you look for a lost item , why is it always in the last place you look?


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20 Feb 2018, 11:24 am

Do monkeys eat bananas?


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20 Feb 2018, 6:32 pm

do bears siht in the woods?



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20 Feb 2018, 9:17 pm

auntblabby wrote:
do bears siht in the woods?


Does the Pope?


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20 Feb 2018, 9:22 pm

does the pope mobile hang from the ceiling?



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20 Feb 2018, 9:22 pm

PBL187 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
do bears siht in the woods?


Does the Pope?


Are bears catholic?


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20 Feb 2018, 9:25 pm

If a rabbit farts in the woods and no one is around to smell it - does it smell ?


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20 Feb 2018, 9:35 pm

if the rapture happens in an all-xtian neighborhood during a BBQ cookout where a rabbit is being roasted on a spit, does that mean it is no longer food?



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20 Feb 2018, 9:39 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Patrick Stewart's new line of ladies underwear is called "Stewart Pants"
Avery Brooks new line of ladies underwear is called "Brooks Pants"
Kate Mulgrew's new line of ladies underwear is called "Mulgrew Pants"
William Shatner didn't think it was a good idea.


But Mr. I. Wanna Getner thought it was a GREAT idea!



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20 Feb 2018, 9:41 pm

why can't mr. shatner plug a line of brown underwear that hides accidents?



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23 Feb 2018, 11:29 pm

People are always asking "Would you kill baby Hitler?" but they never ask "Would you raise baby Hitler so that he'd grow up into a better person?"



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23 Feb 2018, 11:32 pm

it seems mr. nature and mrs. nurture don't always get along.