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17 Feb 2018, 3:00 am

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Please consider becoming an organ donor. Some poor churches out there are still using Yamaha keyboards.

:wtg: you made my day :lmao:



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17 Feb 2018, 7:04 am

Oompa Loompa doo ba dee dar, I got caught with my hand in the cookie jar.


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17 Feb 2018, 3:42 pm

To build a house do you build the roof first?


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17 Feb 2018, 9:03 pm

It took me only 3 days to build a Lego set, but it said 4-7 years on the box it came in. I'm a genius! :mrgreen:



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18 Feb 2018, 1:27 am

I wonder if I could make some extra duckie$ by printing out, assembling and selling yard signs which say "BEWARE OF GOD!"?



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18 Feb 2018, 1:32 am

Syd wrote:
Please consider becoming an organ donor.

Some poor churches out there are still using Yamaha keyboards.



i fail to see the problem


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18 Feb 2018, 1:34 am

my dryer has an "ecoboost" function, does that mean it can win le mans?


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18 Feb 2018, 1:42 am

broadcast engineer slang for the old analog NTSC tv color broadcast system, was "Never Twice Same Color." I wonder if that meant that sometimes it was 3 times the same color?



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18 Feb 2018, 4:10 am

People say I eat oranges like an apple. How does an apple eat oranges anyway?


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18 Feb 2018, 4:52 am

if I gather my thoughts, where do I put them?



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18 Feb 2018, 6:52 am

auntblabby wrote:
if I gather my thoughts, where do I put them?


In a pensieve.


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19 Feb 2018, 2:17 am

^^^I tip me hat to you, sir :star:



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19 Feb 2018, 1:26 pm

Why is it so hard to open a door?


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19 Feb 2018, 3:29 pm

why is it so hard to close a door?



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19 Feb 2018, 5:04 pm

auntblabby wrote:
why is it so hard to close a door?


Oh so that's why. We must be trying to use the same door at the same time.


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19 Feb 2018, 5:17 pm

not a problem if we are in different dimensions. we'll just glide by each other.