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20 Jan 2017, 10:22 pm

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?



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25 Jan 2017, 8:50 pm

pink prickly primeroses people!


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25 Jan 2017, 8:58 pm

why is water wet?



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25 Jan 2017, 9:06 pm

Do woodchucks really chuck wood?


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25 Jan 2017, 9:09 pm

why is air airy?



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25 Jan 2017, 9:13 pm

How does eat food?


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25 Jan 2017, 9:14 pm

why is a mouth a mouth?



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25 Jan 2017, 9:16 pm

Why must we walk the path, rather than path the walk?


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25 Jan 2017, 9:50 pm

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25 Jan 2017, 10:04 pm

why can't verbs be nouns and adverbs be adjectives?



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25 Jan 2017, 10:08 pm

because 2 will never equal 3.


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25 Jan 2017, 10:11 pm

if 42 is the answer to the universe, is 24 the question?



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26 Jan 2017, 10:20 am

Some idiot actually asked this question to Denis Istomin:

Is it true this Istomin guy has eleven toes?

Denis responded:

No, but I wear a size thirteen shoe, so I have thirteen toes.

Go, Denis!



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26 Jan 2017, 4:18 pm

Why do people get paranoid about leaving a burning candle unattended? If it was about to catch fire, the trip switch would just blow the power out. Duh!

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I had to phone in sick this morning, because I had lit a candle and couldn't go out to work all day with a burning candle unattended. I hope it has burned out by tomorrow though, I can't afford to miss another day of work...


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27 Jan 2017, 11:01 pm

"How long have you had that birthmark?"



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27 Jan 2017, 11:13 pm

Do you have 18 bathrooms in your house?