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How are you supposed to make cheese on toast if the cheese keeps falling off the toast and getting jammed in the bottom of the toaster?

If a policeman commits a crime, does he arrest himself?

My birthday is on 29th February, does that mean I get to stay the same age for another 4 years?

I love the evening sunrise.

Why does man want to walk on the moon and not the sun?

Am I alive? Because I can't tell.

-LegoMaster2149 (Written on September 28, 2017)

I keep hearing people asking "what's up"? Just why are they do this? Why don't they just look up if they want to know what's up there?

Did the Beatles perform that Yellow Submarine song while underwater in a submarine?

"People don't want to walk on the sun because it's so hot they'd burn up before they even got close to it."

"Not if they go there at night!"

The flat Earth society has members all around the globe

Does wearing a hat make me look like I have something on my head?

If I stick a flashlight in my mouth, will that make my eyes light up?

How much wood would a wood chip chip if a wood chip could chip?

If a penny piece falls out the sky for a thousand feet and lands on my head, will I feel it?

Surely computers were around in Biblical times. Didn't Adam have an apple?

If I built a T.A.R.D.I.S, went back in time and stopped myself being born, would I still be here?

"I've been a baaaaaaaaaad boy!"- Balthazar Bratt after his third DUI arrest in six months, 1992

"I've been a baaaaaaaaaad boy!"- Mayor Quimby when caught in bed with some random girl

"Ain't I a stinker?" Bugs Bunny