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23 Feb 2018, 11:32 pm

it seems mr. nature and mrs. nurture don't always get along.



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23 Feb 2018, 11:37 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
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Patrick Stewart's new line of ladies underwear is called "Stewart Pants"
Avery Brooks new line of ladies underwear is called "Brooks Pants"
Kate Mulgrew's new line of ladies underwear is called "Mulgrew Pants"
William Shatner didn't think it was a good idea.


But Mr. I. Wanna Getner thought it was a GREAT idea!


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Most sports company thought it was fine but Puma thought better of it - showing my mental age now


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24 Feb 2018, 11:07 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Most sports company thought it was fine but Puma thought better of it - showing my mental age now


:lol:


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24 Feb 2018, 11:10 pm

Do squirrels climb trees?


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24 Feb 2018, 11:28 pm

do termites $#!+ in the wood?



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27 Feb 2018, 12:12 am

If I mix milk and soy sauce together, will I get soy milk?



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27 Feb 2018, 12:32 am

if santa claus eats chocolate cake, does that mean he later has to flush down ho-ho's?



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27 Feb 2018, 1:24 am

there's a gentleman standing outside with a very large chocolate woman.


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27 Feb 2018, 1:26 am

german chocolate or English?



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27 Feb 2018, 1:43 am

Romanian chocolate.


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27 Feb 2018, 2:29 am

never had me any o'that. is it anything like Russian chocolate? as far as I now, anything not dark chocolate or milk chocolate might as well be Tralfamadorean chocolate.



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27 Feb 2018, 2:30 am

i was trying to be dumb :oops:




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27 Feb 2018, 2:35 am

you can call me anything 'cept for a GOPer.



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27 Feb 2018, 2:37 am

ok, gopher.


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27 Feb 2018, 2:41 am

i had to sell all my clothes, to get enough money for a washing machine.


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27 Feb 2018, 3:25 am

I made a mess that TP couldn't fix, so I hadda take another shower. :oops: