Looking For A Sugar Mama

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The_Joker
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker

Joined: 25 Apr 2016
Gender: Male
Posts: 63
Location: North America, Gotham City [At the hideout.]

25 Apr 2016, 11:40 pm

Good evening potential sugar mamas,

I am twenty nine years old, French, German, and Hungarian mix.

I have long blonde hair, green eyes, and a facial goatee.

I am looking for a beautiful gorgeous sugar mama between the ages 29-39.

I can completely subsist on a diet of cheetos, beef jerky, and apple cider. I don't take up much room or living space where I can live in a small cramped closet if need be. My special talents is that I am extremely and annoyingly cynical where I am guaranteed to stimulate any conversation in the worst possible way or manner. I'll literally drive you up the wall and have you pulling your own hair out after the first week of meeting each other.

I'll be your good house manslave if you let me and I'll try to service your daily house needs whatever they may be. For the pleasure of my company and services plus room boarding I expect to be paid $1500.00 a month. I only accept cash not check or electronic transactions.

Private message me if you're interested.

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[Warning: This thread is a joke or prank and shouldn't be taken seriously by anybody.]