I am only attracted too a female with outtie belly-button!

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03 May 2016, 7:31 pm

I don't know why, and I get soo disappointed once I find out the girl doesn't have outtie belly button.. I also know it's a rare female trait and the female's with the outtie button are self conscience of it!.. I think their adorable and it feels nice too brush my finger Tipp up against it... Usually women With the outtie have very dense abdominal wall as well... :heart:



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03 May 2016, 7:54 pm

Wait, do you really mean that you stop being attracted to someone you previously found gorgeous once you find she doesn't have an outtie?!


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03 May 2016, 8:55 pm

Yep that is correct.. I reject the female



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03 May 2016, 9:24 pm

That's quite the fetish you've got there. Maybe you could start a dating site for people with outtie bellybuttons :mrgreen:



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03 May 2016, 9:58 pm

USHBUCK wrote:
Yep that is correct.. I reject the female


Doesn't seem like you had any real feelings for them then. If you did their belly button wouldn't matter



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04 May 2016, 5:07 am

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04 May 2016, 6:41 am

I'm only attracted to men who either have no belly button at all, or sometimes I'm ok with a guy that has two of them.

That's why I only date aliens grown in artificial wombs. They don't need belly buttons. It's too hard to find human men without them.



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04 May 2016, 7:23 am

Yigeren wrote:
I'm only attracted to men who either have no belly button at all, or sometimes I'm ok with a guy that has two of them.

That's why I only date aliens grown in artificial wombs. They don't need belly buttons. It's too hard to find human men without them.


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.


What the hell is this thread?



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04 May 2016, 8:41 am

I am only attracted to a girl with three boobs.

Two aren't enough for my tentacles.



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04 May 2016, 9:33 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I am only attracted to a girl with three boobs.

Two aren't enough for my tentacles.


You have tentacles? You wouldn't happen to have been grown in an artificial womb, would you? I've been looking for a guy with no belly button and tentacles for the longest time.

I don't have three boobs, though. :(



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04 May 2016, 9:36 am

Yigeren wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I am only attracted to a girl with three boobs.

Two aren't enough for my tentacles.


You have tentacles? You wouldn't happen to have been grown in an artificial womb, would you? I've been looking for a guy with no belly button and tentacles for the longest time.

I don't have three boobs, though. :(


Sorry, three boobs or no deal.



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04 May 2016, 9:40 am

Get your ass to Mars, Boo!


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04 May 2016, 9:46 am

I could always get an implant.



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04 May 2016, 9:48 am

What if it doesn't turn out to be....juicy?



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04 May 2016, 10:06 am

I'm only attracted to women with a resting heart rate of under 50 BPM.


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04 May 2016, 10:26 am

i don't exclude it, i love everything about women, but older women belly button is sexy as fk. maybe it's because it's not exposed much in media,ads etc

of course i am talking about older women who take care of their bodies.