Are You OK With Your Hunny's Bodily Functions?

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I'm watching Big Brother and the guys are saying they have no problems with their gf's farting and pooping is normal. One guy says he farts on the first date and it's ok. The girls are all grossed out by what the guys are saying and don't even want to talk about it with one even being a nurse!

So is this how guys really think? Is it OK for women to "let it rip" so to speak even on a date?

It's funny when an otherwise attractive and dignified woman let rip with a barker that would have put a trombone player to shame. But if that same woman ever complained afterward that my personal habits were too much for her delicate sensibilities, then she went straight into my "friend zone" as someone that I used to date.

I'm okay with other people's bodily noises, as long as they aren't hypocrites about it.

I understand that women fart sometimes. It doesn't mean I care for it.

I also try to restrain my gaseous tendencies.

I've got admit I'm totally guilty of a double standard here.

If a woman farts, it's not ideal, but she's human. However, I'm a slight bit turned off by it momentarily. Especially if she does the leg kick, or any other such fart choreography.

I, however, have been guilty of fully choreographed fart productions. Leaps and spins and everything... I think presenting ones fart the right way is an artform. For men.

I drove my wife nuts with it, as she thought it was totally dirt bag. I eventually stopped the act part and tried being more mindful of my gasses.

Buy a dog.

Then, when you fart, just look at the dog and say, "You stink! Go lay down!"

I'm also self conscious going #2 when anyone else is around even though I think nothing about someone else doing it - because of work. Anyone else like this?

I just stocked up on toilet paper lately because it was on sale. I laughed because I got alot of strange looks. - people probably thought I had some gastrointestinal disfunction!

She can let one rip in my face.

With a girlfriend who I've actually been dating for at least a few weeks, in the privacy of a residential home, be it mine or hers, rather than on a date which typically takes place outside of the home, especially not a first date with someone I barely know/not dating yet, I'd be fine with it, heck, I'd like it.

I...tend to not do any of those actions around others. Ever. Most likely wouldn't even around her, even if she's fine with it.

I would consider a well-formed fart a primal mating call.

I'm perfectly fine with my girlfriend's ones as long as they don't smell too bad. I fart a lot & burp a bit myself because of gastrointestinal issues. My farts usually don't smell thou. My girlfriend's OK with mine for the most part.