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TAFKASH
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01 Jun 2005, 6:35 pm

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perhaps i should give up the fetish boots, and start on the gingham and broiderie anglais. erm.. perhaps not - i'll only start looking like TAFKASH, and then there will be talk... (blue eyeshadow really ain't me).


I told you before - the gingham was worn in a purely professional capacity..... and I couldn't get any green eyeliner and they had a sale on blue, OK? :roll:


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01 Jun 2005, 8:17 pm

Wic Chic

It's short. :D


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02 Jun 2005, 4:42 am

Oh well. I think there is not much more other than:
Crystal Crusader.
Commadante Crysler.
King Crab.
Crustacean Overlord.
Self-proclaimed Bondage Beater.
Half Baked Potato. etc.


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02 Jun 2005, 9:24 am

TAFKASH wrote:
I told you before - the gingham was worn in a purely professional capacity..... and I couldn't get any green eyeliner and they had a sale on blue, OK? :roll:


of COURSE it was, hon...

anyway, be comforted that Gaultier Goddess is still my favourite, although i've had an absolute riot of laughing at everyone else's suggestions, too.

ta very to all who have joined in the fun.

now, i do believe i threatened a poll...



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02 Jun 2005, 11:37 am

Whose was the funniest?


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02 Jun 2005, 11:54 am

Malcolm_Scipo wrote:
Whose was the funniest?


Mine, obviously.... D'uh! :roll:


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02 Jun 2005, 11:56 am

ooooh, takfash you are 6 posts away from aquiring your new title. . .


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02 Jun 2005, 12:39 pm

Can I get in early and suggest Killer Klown for TAFKASH? :P


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02 Jun 2005, 1:23 pm

as it's TAFKASH, i will allow you to hijack MY thread about MY new title, dunc, even to the point of recommending (and this is off the top of my head - i'm sure i'll come up with something more pithy later)...

Cosmetic Cornucopia

/me grins at the levels of subtext...



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02 Jun 2005, 1:24 pm

Malcolm_Scipo wrote:
Whose was the funniest?


not sure. and, even if i were, i wouldn't be so divisive as to say, really. there, that's me being all considerate. savour it, cos it don't happen very often ;)



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02 Jun 2005, 1:36 pm

For TAFKASH, I say:
Kinky Cannibal.
Homicidal Hobo.
Groping Goat.
Marauding Moderator Wannabe.
Monkey Mole.
Horrified Hippy.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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02 Jun 2005, 1:37 pm

Closet Catholic?



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02 Jun 2005, 2:00 pm

I think more like Closet Closet Salesman.


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02 Jun 2005, 5:53 pm

Master Baiter? :twisted:


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02 Jun 2005, 6:01 pm

/me falls out of window laughing...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! SPLAT!

if anyone says Seaman Staines, i shall need surgery...



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02 Jun 2005, 6:17 pm

duncvis wrote:
Can I get in early and suggest Killer Klown for TAFKASH? :P


No you can't - bugger off! :P

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Cosmetic Cornucopia


TAFKASH and vetivert exchange knowing glances.... everyone else looks alternately bored and confused..... :wink:

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Kinky Cannibal.
Homicidal Hobo.
Groping Goat.
Marauding Moderator Wannabe.
Monkey Mole.
Horrified Hippy.


Malcolm_Scipo wrote:
Closet Closet Salesman.


I shall not dignify those with a reply....

Oh ****! I just did.... :?

vetivert wrote:
Closet Catholic?


Ok, what gave it away? Was it the rosary beads or the smug, sanctimonious expression? :oops:

duncvis wrote:
Master Baiter?


I knew a bloke called Wayne Kerr once - could I borrow his name? :?


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