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KimJ
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09 May 2007, 9:19 am

All Aspies are the same, and speak in the same monotone voice. If you are different, you're just a poseur. :)



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09 May 2007, 9:35 am

Aspies can't laugh.
Aspies are cruel to animals and/or other humans since they don't have any empathy.
Aspies can't live without medication.
Aspies always tell the truth.



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09 May 2007, 1:54 pm

Aspies are all obsessed with batteries, calculators or train timetables (or possibly horses and fairies if they are girls).
Aspies are incapable of showing affection.
Aspies all have weird, uncontrollable tics.



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09 May 2007, 1:56 pm

All aspies eat paper.


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09 May 2007, 11:21 pm

Fraz_2006 wrote:
"what medication are you on?"

GRRR, I hate being asked that!! !! :x


Well we are all on Aspergaway, right? It's done wonders for me!



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10 May 2007, 8:59 am

Aspergaway? Sounds like the product called Feliway for cats, designed to prevent urination in inappropriate places.



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10 May 2007, 10:51 am

AS can be caught from kissing



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10 May 2007, 1:34 pm

People with AS are 100% logical and 0% emotional.

People with AS memorise everything without understanding one bit of it.



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10 May 2007, 6:51 pm

Aspies are conspiring to take over the world. After all they look so suspicious not making eye contact and all, they must be up to SOMETHING.



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11 May 2007, 2:04 am

Autism is caused by mercury in vaccines.


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11 May 2007, 4:13 am

The_Cucumber wrote:
Aspies are conspiring to take over the world. After all they look so suspicious not making eye contact and all, they must be up to SOMETHING.


Are you sure that's a myth? :lol:


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11 May 2007, 4:25 am

RE: Aspies are caused by refrigerator mothers and
Aspies are really out of control kids that haven't been disciplined properly

I was so happy to read about these myths.

My GP told me he always thought my Aspie kids acted the way they did because of my depression. But then he went on to tell me I didn't discipline them.

I'm thinking about finding a new GP



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11 May 2007, 6:28 am

All people on the spectrum need to wear nappies/diapers. I hate this one, and this is actually comming from a diaper wearer, who needs them. I'm sure that the majority of us at WP have very good controll on both ends.



11 May 2007, 10:47 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
All people on the spectrum need to wear nappies/diapers. I hate this one, and this is actually comming from a diaper wearer, who needs them. I'm sure that the majority of us at WP have very good controll on both ends.


Are you re training yourself to get your control back?



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11 May 2007, 10:59 am

Folk with AS can't be managers at work because they have no social skills.