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nurseangela
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18 Jan 2018, 8:11 pm

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Perhaps one of the side effects of all those penis enlarging pills is facial discoloration. That would certainly explain Trump's baboon-like countenance.


I see you live in the US, so I'll take a moment to ask a really important question since you seem so educated on what may cause some human disfigurements........

How did Obama get his Dumbo-like ears? Maybe only people who can truly be classified as "Dumb" end up with "Dumb"o ears? Just a theory.


I looked up an important erectile dis-function drug called Cialis. Here are the side-effects:

Cialis (tadalafil) is a phosphodiesterase inhibitor used for treating impotence (erectile dysfunction, or ED). Common side effects of Cialis include:

flushing (redness or warmth of the face, neck, or chest), **NOTICE: "REDNESS" - NOT BABOON ORANGE. : - p
headaches,
stomach upset,
diarrhea,
flu-like symptoms (such as stuffy nose, sneezing, or sore throat),
memory problems,
muscle or back pain,
nausea,
low blood pressure,
dizziness,
blurred vision and changes in color vision,
abnormal ejaculation, and
prolonged erections (priapism).
Tell your doctor if you have rare but serious side effects of Cialis including:

a painful or prolonged erection lasting 4 or more hours;
sudden decreased vision (including permanent blindness, in one or both eyes);
a sudden decrease or loss of hearing, sometimes with ringing in the ears and dizziness.


So, am I seeing a little "flushness" in your cheeks there, Mr. V.? Inquiring minds would love to know......


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18 Jan 2018, 8:33 pm

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VegetableMan wrote:
Perhaps one of the side effects of all those penis enlarging pills is facial discoloration. That would certainly explain Trump's baboon-like countenance.


I see you live in the US, so I'll take a moment to ask a really important question since you seem so educated on what may cause some human disfigurements........

How did Obama get his Dumbo-like ears? Maybe only people who can truly be classified as "Dumb" end up with "Dumb"o ears? Just a theory.


I looked up an important erectile dis-function drug called Cialis. Here are the side-effects:

Cialis (tadalafil) is a phosphodiesterase inhibitor used for treating impotence (erectile dysfunction, or ED). Common side effects of Cialis include:

flushing (redness or warmth of the face, neck, or chest), **NOTICE: "REDNESS" - NOT BABOON ORANGE. : - p
headaches,
stomach upset,
diarrhea,
flu-like symptoms (such as stuffy nose, sneezing, or sore throat),
memory problems,
muscle or back pain,
nausea,
low blood pressure,
dizziness,
blurred vision and changes in color vision,
abnormal ejaculation, and
prolonged erections (priapism).
Tell your doctor if you have rare but serious side effects of Cialis including:

a painful or prolonged erection lasting 4 or more hours;
sudden decreased vision (including permanent blindness, in one or both eyes);
a sudden decrease or loss of hearing, sometimes with ringing in the ears and dizziness.


So, am I seeing a little "flushness" in your cheeks there, Mr. V.? Inquiring minds would love to know......


You are so cute when you get agitated!


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18 Jan 2018, 8:48 pm

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VegetableMan wrote:
Perhaps one of the side effects of all those penis enlarging pills is facial discoloration. That would certainly explain Trump's baboon-like countenance.


I see you live in the US, so I'll take a moment to ask a really important question since you seem so educated on what may cause some human disfigurements........

How did Obama get his Dumbo-like ears? Maybe only people who can truly be classified as "Dumb" end up with "Dumb"o ears? Just a theory.


I looked up an important erectile dis-function drug called Cialis. Here are the side-effects:

Cialis (tadalafil) is a phosphodiesterase inhibitor used for treating impotence (erectile dysfunction, or ED). Common side effects of Cialis include:

flushing (redness or warmth of the face, neck, or chest), **NOTICE: "REDNESS" - NOT BABOON ORANGE. : - p
headaches,
stomach upset,
diarrhea,
flu-like symptoms (such as stuffy nose, sneezing, or sore throat),
memory problems,
muscle or back pain,
nausea,
low blood pressure,
dizziness,
blurred vision and changes in color vision,
abnormal ejaculation, and
prolonged erections (priapism).
Tell your doctor if you have rare but serious side effects of Cialis including:

a painful or prolonged erection lasting 4 or more hours;
sudden decreased vision (including permanent blindness, in one or both eyes);
a sudden decrease or loss of hearing, sometimes with ringing in the ears and dizziness.


So, am I seeing a little "flushness" in your cheeks there, Mr. V.? Inquiring minds would love to know......


You are so cute when you get agitated!


Uh, huh. Changing the topic I see. I now have my answer.
PS: I'm always cute.


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18 Jan 2018, 8:57 pm

Gosh, I never meant it to be a topic in the first place. I just likes to bring the funny!

Your Obama joke wasn't too bad, just a little thin. I'll tell you what! Let me come up with some good Obama jokes for you! I'm feeling generous, so I'll let you have fifty for a mere $100!


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18 Jan 2018, 9:05 pm

Baboons are not orange.But I suspect Trump takes male enhancement drugs,explains why he goes about grabbing women by the kitty.However he probably has the red ass like a baboon.


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20 Jan 2018, 1:51 pm

Giving birth in the 9th month is now wrong??

WTF?



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20 Jan 2018, 4:08 pm

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20 Jan 2018, 4:10 pm

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Well ... at least he's trying not to send women back to the kitchen ... I guess.


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21 Jan 2018, 5:32 pm

angels and ministers of grace, defend us! god help us. :|



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21 Jan 2018, 5:46 pm

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Here's the main thing that makes Trump a candidate for the worst president in history: He lives in a historical epoch in which nukes and global warming exist.

Andrew Jackson was far more evil than Trump, but he lived in the days before nukes. This limited the damage he was capable of.


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23 Jan 2018, 1:40 am

Trump took office on January 20th 2017, now 1 year later ....

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23 Jan 2018, 1:47 am

hilarious. that's probably the worst picture of him they could have chosen for that graphic.

he looks like a defeated child, like one that's been forced to get all gussied up for school picture day and knows there's no way to get out of it.

if he was in the bottom it would probably be more fitting.

also interesting how FDR is both top and rock bottom on that list, wonder what that's all about.


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23 Jan 2018, 2:48 am

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24 Jan 2018, 8:48 pm

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Trump took office on January 20th 2017, now 1 year later ....

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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock ... 2018-01-16


It's incredibly difficult to attribute the fluctuations of the stock market or any complex financial entity to a single variable such as the current sitting president.

Economists still argue over the role of the repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act by Bill Clinton in the economic boom of the 1990s and sub prime rate loan and housing bubble collapse of the 21st century.

Some see the repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act as a primary cause and some see Glass-Steagall Act as a mitigating factor.

Looking at the Dow Jones Industrial Average for the past 40 years, the trend is actually a nice exponential trend. This is typical, and it started becoming chopping at the end of the 1990s probably as a result of the "new economy". It currently has a steep upward slope which started January 22 of 2016. I can't find anything pertaining to Trump that happened on that day. He certainly wasn't in office.



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24 Jan 2018, 10:01 pm

"what you see is what you get". - That sums up President Trump's administration. I also find him and his staff very transparent and straight forward. Just watch one of his press secretaries press briefing. It's what makes a presidential administration effective.