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Sheesh how long before a guy needs a background check for a good cup of coffee?

Not that I countenance stuffy guys making their messy divorces even worse but seriously? I'm pretty sure there's no real-life equivalent of background checking people before you meet them. You might want to dismiss all your criteria & just find a guy you're cool with who likes cats.

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A real rich man with a decotorate doesn't need a dating site; be real ladies: if you are expecting to meet rich or very successful men on dating sites then you're being delusional.
Chances are that your best match might earn less than you.

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(Heavy sigh) Nothing is going right. Now they sent me a real cutie even though he's 9 yrs older than me. Has a Masters, several businesses, travels to places I've never even heard of. There has to be something wrong with this picture. He's just too cute for his age. His dog looks ordinary, and his clients and friends look ordinary. He sounds like he has a lot of energy and would expect you to do a lot of things with him. He said he went to culinary school to become a master chef just for fun that's not even his real job. Lord help me. He said one room in his house is just for all of his cookbooks. Doesn't sound like he'd appreciate my turkey sausage that I throw in the microwave. Another problem is he likes CNN and PBS. You know what that means. Probably should ban him to the "hidden" file. NEXT!

Does anyone know any tips on how to go about online dating a bit better, how to get conversation flowing. How to tell if she's interested, How to prepare for a meetup. Also any social sites or dating sites I may not have heard of that might be of help, generally the sites I've been on have a very low or possibly scammers instead of good conversationists or safe matching. Also how to set up your profile with things that will grab out at people and compel them to msg you. Any hints tips advice?

Oh boy. Mr. Cutie just downloaded another picture of him in Tasmania. The only Tasmania I know is the Tasmanian devil. There are pictures of him in Alaska, Chicago, Toronto, Montana, there are pictures of him with Cheyenne Indians, he's hanging with the chief of the Tyrone Tribe, Costa Rica, AND he has his own pool. Probably has more than one house. Cute dog. All I can say is it looks like he really gets around. Definitely out of my league - not to mention the Democrat problem. Next.