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whatamievendoing
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01 Jun 2017, 12:18 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Did you know I'm hearing impaired and I lipread?
My lipgazing has often been interpreted as sexual interest.
People interpret that as "I want to kiss you."
I didn't realise that until the nth person made a move on me.
Gah!!
Useful tip: if you would like someone to kiss you, look at their lips.


Wow, that'll come in handy. Thanks! :P


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01 Jun 2017, 5:36 pm

whatamievendoing wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
Did you know I'm hearing impaired and I lipread?
My lipgazing has often been interpreted as sexual interest.
People interpret that as "I want to kiss you."
I didn't realise that until the nth person made a move on me.
Gah!!
Useful tip: if you would like someone to kiss you, look at their lips.


Wow, that'll come in handy. Thanks! :P


I know. Why don't they teach that stuff in school?


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01 Jun 2017, 9:24 pm

Because they don't want kids to have sex, that's why.



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01 Jun 2017, 9:51 pm

But they do it anyway lol

Except me. I couldn't figure stuff out on my own lol


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02 Jun 2017, 11:06 am

Pull a Donald Trump and grab em by the pusssy.



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02 Jun 2017, 11:36 am

Raleigh wrote:
I wouldn't say "Let's have sex."
Body language and eyes all the way.


Not such a good idea... doesn't affirmative consent require a verbal readback?



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02 Jun 2017, 3:49 pm

alcockell wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
I wouldn't say "Let's have sex."
Body language and eyes all the way.


Not such a good idea... doesn't affirmative consent require a verbal readback?


Yes it does but verbal consent may be withdrawn up to 24 hours after sex. JK


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02 Jun 2017, 10:56 pm

RetroGamer87 wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
A large turn on for women is the build up to sex
A skill I have to work on.

It's a useless skill I have. I'd rather have had a musical talent or been athletic.