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09 Feb 2017, 10:01 pm

My sense of humor is so dark that when I touch my hands turn black.



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09 Feb 2017, 11:05 pm

I also have a very dark sense of humour. I like to watch Jerry Springer, Dr. Phil and other mature talk shows that have people fighting or arguing. I also like war sitcoms, movies and YouTube skits that take place in Nazi Germany. One of my personal favourites is 'Hitler Gets a Cat'. I also like the Cheetos one. I've also chose the German side a lot, before I found out the origin of my last name. Last year, I've decided to start being true to myself again. I feel more young and energetic when I choose the German side and more masculine. It's like sitting beside the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve. I'm not evil by any means.


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10 Feb 2017, 2:23 pm

Yes, I like dark humor in fact, here is an example of such-Colonel Hart: It's lonely being a cannibal. Tough making friends. (Ravenous 1999)


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17 Feb 2017, 11:17 am

Like I said before, I'm not completely above dark humor. Sometimes I've said I don't like guns and besides, it's a lot more fun to kill people with your bare hands. Or that poison is usually less messy. :twisted:



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19 Feb 2017, 7:22 pm

My HFA friend, who likes IT like me, said in a semi-joking way he wants to "DDOS his nans wheelchair"; I thought this was actually kinda funny. I guess I've always had a childish/dark sense of humor.

Honestly stuff like that makes me laugh.


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25 Mar 2017, 6:44 am

When I see all those articles telling you why a certain kind of jokes is wrong, I get nervous because I come from a country where everything is a joke, and it's a relatively new concept for me that some jokes could be insulting because they're too dark and I only learned of it in my early teens. You see, there are so many similar concepts which traumatized me when I learned about them because I was at an age when I was already angsty, so I wish I learned them at a younger age so I'd accept them better as facts of life.



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26 Mar 2017, 12:34 am

I like Charles Addams's original work.



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27 Mar 2017, 10:39 am

aja675 wrote:
When I see all those articles telling you why a certain kind of jokes is wrong, I get nervous because I come from a country where everything is a joke, and it's a relatively new concept for me that some jokes could be insulting because they're too dark and I only learned of it in my early teens. You see, there are so many similar concepts which traumatized me when I learned about them because I was at an age when I was already angsty, so I wish I learned them at a younger age so I'd accept them better as facts of life.

You see, there are lots of things that I wish I knew earlier so that they wouldn't have been so disillusioning.



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27 Mar 2017, 12:42 pm

Alternative wrote:
Who here likes dark humor?

If so, is this is an AS thing?

I find violence, and people's misfortunes hilarious for some reason.

Mix this in with slapstick and satire and your on the right tracks of my sense of humor.

I don't get it. Why did you sum up my exact sense of humor. Well that with a mix of potty jokes. And I love parodies and satires of things. I find that hilarious. Plus random stuff that happens out of no where. And I try to be sarcastic sometimes. But it never works out sense I don't really know how to use it that well.



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27 Mar 2017, 11:53 pm

I was driving through Tom Bradley International Terminal at LAX yesterday, turned to my wife, and said: "Allah Akbar airlines. That's one airline I don't want to fly on."

On the day of 9/11, my friend called and said in a foreign accent voice: "Osama Bin Laden! Been Laden been bad." Way too soon.

I'm Hispanic, but I look Middle Eastern. I worked as a valet at the time of 9/11. A guy in a lifted truck pulled up, looked directly at me, and said: "You see these colors (Points at an American flag sticker stuck to his rear window)? These colors don't run." Flabbergasted, I said nothing in response. Karma is a bi***


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28 Mar 2017, 12:39 pm

antnego wrote:
I was driving through Tom Bradley International Terminal at LAX yesterday, turned to my wife, and said: "Allah Akbar airlines. That's one airline I don't want to fly on."

On the day of 9/11, my friend called and said in a foreign accent voice: "Osama Bin Laden! Been Laden been bad." Way too soon.

I'm Hispanic, but I look Middle Eastern. I worked as a valet at the time of 9/11. A guy in a lifted truck pulled up, looked directly at me, and said: "You see these colors (Points at an American flag sticker stuck to his rear window)? These colors don't run." Flabbergasted, I said nothing in response. Karma is a bi***

And very stereotypical.



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28 Mar 2017, 2:37 pm

Corny wrote:
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I was driving through Tom Bradley International Terminal at LAX yesterday, turned to my wife, and said: "Allah Akbar airlines. That's one airline I don't want to fly on."

On the day of 9/11, my friend called and said in a foreign accent voice: "Osama Bin Laden! Been Laden been bad." Way too soon.

I'm Hispanic, but I look Middle Eastern. I worked as a valet at the time of 9/11. A guy in a lifted truck pulled up, looked directly at me, and said: "You see these colors (Points at an American flag sticker stuck to his rear window)? These colors don't run." Flabbergasted, I said nothing in response. Karma is a bi***


And very stereotypical.


I would've used the word "bigoted," but stereotypical works :?

But the irony is that it came back to bite me in the a**.


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29 Mar 2017, 12:55 pm

I've sometimes described my sense of humor as being as dark as midnight on Pluto ;-)



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31 Mar 2017, 1:30 am

aja675 wrote:
aja675 wrote:
When I see all those articles telling you why a certain kind of jokes is wrong, I get nervous because I come from a country where everything is a joke, and it's a relatively new concept for me that some jokes could be insulting because they're too dark and I only learned of it in my early teens. You see, there are so many similar concepts which traumatized me when I learned about them because I was at an age when I was already angsty, so I wish I learned them at a younger age so I'd accept them better as facts of life.

You see, there are lots of things that I wish I knew earlier so that they wouldn't have been so disillusioning.

Admittedly, part of me will always be in a state of shock at the idea that some things are too serious to be joked about, even though I don't disagree with said idea. Where I'm from, if the wordplay is funny, it's thought of as funny regardless of what the topic of the joke is.



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26 Apr 2017, 8:42 am

aja675 wrote:
aja675 wrote:
aja675 wrote:
When I see all those articles telling you why a certain kind of jokes is wrong, I get nervous because I come from a country where everything is a joke, and it's a relatively new concept for me that some jokes could be insulting because they're too dark and I only learned of it in my early teens. You see, there are so many similar concepts which traumatized me when I learned about them because I was at an age when I was already angsty, so I wish I learned them at a younger age so I'd accept them better as facts of life.

You see, there are lots of things that I wish I knew earlier so that they wouldn't have been so disillusioning.

Admittedly, part of me will always be in a state of shock at the idea that some things are too serious to be joked about, even though I don't disagree with said idea. Where I'm from, if the wordplay is funny, it's thought of as funny regardless of what the topic of the joke is.

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