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25 Apr 2009, 10:53 pm

A lighter and a can of oil spray

Kosher hot dogs and bacon

Grapes and a hammer (I don't get it either)

Rubber cement and a pair of shoes



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25 Apr 2009, 11:13 pm

KY jelly, a set of toddler sized diapers, a large cucumber, duct tape, candy, sleeping pills and a set of ribbed condoms XD


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25 Apr 2009, 11:25 pm

Monistat 7 and a can of Coca Cola.


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25 Apr 2009, 11:33 pm

a hamster and a model rocket



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26 Apr 2009, 12:51 am

a hamster and a tube of KY jelly


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26 Apr 2009, 4:29 am

A helium tube and a ticket to a kareoke contest.


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26 Apr 2009, 2:17 pm

A man who walks in with a shotgun (awkward gun laws), Requesting 50 Life Size Posters Of Obama And 50 Mannequins. :twisted: :twisted:


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26 Apr 2009, 2:27 pm

Grenade and some lighter fluid and a Tickle-Me-Elmo



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26 Apr 2009, 11:02 pm

Hair spray and a lighter


Rat poison and a box of cake mix


Tape recorder and duct tape



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26 Apr 2009, 11:26 pm

a pack of laxatives, a cucumber, and rubber gloves. :o



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27 Apr 2009, 12:45 am

A fake mustache and beard and a Bullhorn.
CLUE and any of the weapons from the game.
An MP3/4/10 player and an axe.


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27 Apr 2009, 11:11 pm

Acetone and bleach.


A hand saw and caustic soda.


Fertilizer and diesel fuel.



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28 Apr 2009, 8:02 pm

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28 Apr 2009, 8:13 pm

i used to think this would freak out cashiers, but it turns out it doesnt, cus they dont GET it:

cigarettes.
tobacco papers.

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28 Apr 2009, 9:36 pm

a cucumber and a romance book