List combos of any two items that would freak out a cashier

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30 Apr 2009, 6:59 pm

A large bag of kids candy and a dozen ribbed condoms!

Bag of candy and ky jelly

bag of candy and dog collar

bag of candy, cucumber and ky jelly.


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05 May 2009, 9:35 pm

Adult diapers and condoms?


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06 May 2009, 9:00 am

pills and a gun
book about suicide and gun


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07 May 2009, 3:08 am

Well, here's all I can think of...

24 pack of toilet paper and laxatives

bazooka and a "Beginner's Guide to Hunting" book

a cat and twenty birds

a hundred bibles, tank of gasoline, and a lighter 8O

chocolate cake mix and a bag of Warheads

two huge boxes of Top Ramen noodles



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07 May 2009, 3:52 am

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bazooka and a "Beginner's Guide to Hunting" book


I don't think that a person who takes a job at a store that sells bazookas would be "freaked out" by much of anything.



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08 May 2009, 4:09 pm

amazon_television wrote:
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bazooka and a "Beginner's Guide to Hunting" book


I don't think that a person who takes a job at a store that sells bazookas would be "freaked out" by much of anything.

A bazooka (weapon) and a bazooka (musical instrument).

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08 May 2009, 4:27 pm

KY Jelly and candy


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08 May 2009, 6:24 pm

Chocolate spread like Nutella, and motor oil.


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09 May 2009, 7:00 am

A signed t-shirt of syzygyish
signing a signed t-shirt of syzygyish


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