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08 Jul 2017, 5:52 pm

Just how would Daddy have reacted if he had seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus?

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08 Jul 2017, 6:06 pm

What type of question is that?

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08 Jul 2017, 6:18 pm

Daddy would have kicked Santa's ass!

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08 Jul 2017, 6:35 pm

Of course, Santa Claus was Daddy dressed up as Santa Claus. That's why Daddy didn't see Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Because Daddy was Santa Claus.

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08 Jul 2017, 9:19 pm

Underneath the mistletoe last night?

He would have called the police! There is no chimney, and he makes sure the doors and windows are locked at night.

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09 Jul 2017, 12:17 am

NewTime wrote:

Just how would Daddy have reacted if he had seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus?

Probably worse than when he heard the song :arrow:

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09 Jul 2017, 6:39 pm

Daddy would have kicked Santa out the back door and told him not to come back.

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12 Jul 2017, 4:40 pm

A jolly, well-traveled gentleman who's generous with gifts and always seems to know what it is you want. It would be hard *not* to kiss Santa! :lol:

Unless I still had hard feelings at him for not getting me the Cabbage Patch Kid I wanted one year... then I might, I dunno, kidnap one of his reindeer for revenge? :twisted:

But seriously, for years now I thought maybe it really is the father dressed as Santa. But wouldn't most kids, even little kids, be smart enough to recognize their own dad?