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LegoMaster2149
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17 Aug 2017, 9:39 pm

Try and make up a joke! ;)

-LegoMaster2149 (Written on August 17, 2017)



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18 Aug 2017, 9:35 pm

Here goes nothing :D

Knock Knock

Who's there

Howie

Howie who

Howie Mandel

It's so ridiculous it's funny :lol: . I can't make a joke to save my life!


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02 Oct 2017, 10:34 pm

I'm not that good at making up jokes that no one's heard before, but I did make a funny reply to a video not long ago about how I hate scallops. I said, "I've heard they're sometimes called 'marshmallows of the sea', but they make terrible s'mores".

Ha? Ha? :D



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03 Oct 2017, 12:04 am

Why did the sandcastle cry, because nobody has a clue how to build it properly and has to concede that the cunning moat will always drown it and this will forever be the erosive era of the seacastle until the spade is snapped and shell becomes Shall.



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03 Oct 2017, 9:17 am

Not original, but:

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

The cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.