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lostonearth35
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20 Sep 2017, 3:35 pm

- There's no Rain Woman Because even autistic chicks can't do math.

- Female aspies don't exist!

- Test shows atheists physically ugly while Christians attractive. ( God's Not Dead 1 and 2 would certainly like you to believe this)

- Money is the root of all evil. Please donate 600$ for your Doomsday Survival kit (Apparently money's not evil if churches and evangelists use it.)

- Menstrual cycle same as abortion, and therefor MURDER!! (because if the egg isn't fertilized each month, it dies. And even if it is fertilized, all the other sperm that could have become a human life die.)



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20 Sep 2017, 4:02 pm

Autism Speaks to pay out reparations.

Cure found for Wrong Planet software.

The first thread started by Donald Trump no matter what the subject.

Hillary Clinton says she knew her campaign was doomed after reading PPR threads.


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20 Sep 2017, 5:01 pm

Trump diagnosed with Autism



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20 Sep 2017, 5:01 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
- There's no Rain Woman Because even autistic chicks can't do math.

- Female aspies don't exist!

- Test shows atheists physically ugly while Christians attractive. ( God's Not Dead 1 and 2 would certainly like you to believe this)

- Money is the root of all evil. Please donate 600$ for your Doomsday Survival kit (Apparently money's not evil if churches and evangelists use it.)

- Menstrual cycle same as abortion, and therefor MURDER!! (because if the egg isn't fertilized each month, it dies. And even if it is fertilized, all the other sperm that could have become a human life die.)


Both female MENsturation, and male masturbation (funny how those two words are similar) are MURDER!! !! All of those egg cells AND sperm cells getting slaughtered in a holocaust!



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20 Sep 2017, 5:03 pm

Aspie fails maths exam



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20 Sep 2017, 5:07 pm

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20 Sep 2017, 5:54 pm

Research shows only females can have Asperger's Syndrome.

Research shows that self diagnosis far more reliable than medical evaluations.



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20 Sep 2017, 11:29 pm

^^I thought of mentioning the male masturbation part but was worried I was pushing something that's not in the Adult Autism forum as it is. :oops:



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21 Sep 2017, 5:43 pm

Girl with Aspergers, who happens to have dragon tattoo, chases serial killer, solves elusive math problem, steals billions of krona from exile billionaire



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21 Sep 2017, 6:31 pm

Michael Sandford given second chance to kill Trump



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21 Sep 2017, 11:21 pm

"Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 crash site found by astronomers on the moon"

"Dubai Skyscrapers collapse in catastrophic domino effect. Entire skyline gone"

"Queen Elizabeth dead at 91"

"People with asperger syndrome found to be able to interbreed with apes"



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22 Sep 2017, 10:00 am

.. A separate section called "Anxiety related issues".


What? :lol: It does not say it had to be a thread tittle, but a topic name.


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22 Sep 2017, 11:50 am

My 4 year old likes to stack building blocks. Is she autistic?

My 3 year old wouldn't make eye contact with me for a whole 30 seconds. Is he autistic?

My 10-year-old doesn't always listen when I tell him to do something. Could he be autistic?

My kid is a brat sometimes, could she be autistic?

My child has just been diagnosed with autism. Would anyone like to buy him for a relatively low price?

I'm disowning my son because he's been diagnosed with autism.



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22 Sep 2017, 3:10 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
My 4 year old likes to stack building blocks. Is she autistic?

My 3 year old wouldn't make eye contact with me for a whole 30 seconds. Is he autistic?

My 10-year-old doesn't always listen when I tell him to do something. Could he be autistic?

My kid is a brat sometimes, could she be autistic?

My child has just been diagnosed with autism. Would anyone like to buy him for a relatively low price?

I'm disowning my son because he's been diagnosed with autism.


Ohhhh, I like this theme....let's see........

"My child just solved a math problem, is she autistic?"
"That guy just shot people in a movie theater, that means he's autistic, right?"
"My child has poor handwriting, is that enough to diagnose him autistic?"
"My child likes Star Trek, where can I diagnose him as autistic?"
"My son just broke up with his girlfriend, doesn't that mean he lacks social skills and is autistic?"



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22 Sep 2017, 3:53 pm

Autistics found to be a step higher on the evolutionary ladder.
Until their clumsiness made them fall off.


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22 Sep 2017, 9:32 pm

I'm bad at math and my handwriting is good. My Asperger's must be imaginary. 8O

No, that wasn't a title I just made up, I meant it.