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20 Sep 2017, 9:04 am

I'd like to see tennis commentators go on the "Stitch Your Mouth Shut Diet!"

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20 Sep 2017, 9:32 am

AspieSingleDad wrote:

Here's some possible titles NTs who are ignorant about Aspergers might come up with:

"My boyfriend is good at math, does he have Aspergers?"
"Hi, I'm an NT and I didn't come here to learn about Autism, could you please help me with this math problem?"
Actually, I'd come here if I needed help with a math problem, that isn't such a bad idea.....
"My girlfriend felt bad for me when my dog died, her diagnosis of Aspergers can't be correct, can it?"
"My computer got hacked, how do I find out which Aspie did it; is there like a list?"
"I heard that Aspies have a good memory because they formed a wireless neural network with each other?"

AspieSingleDad wrote:

So here's a theme where NTs are in a relationship with Aspies and they are overprotective of the Aspie:

"My boyfriend is an Aspie and he just ate two 6 ounce yogurts. Should I be worried?"
"I really like this guy who's an Aspie. If I have a physical relationship with him, will I corrupt him?"
"When cleaning the gutters, should I have my Aspie where a helmet?"
"I secretly record video of my Aspie guy to keep him safe, but there's a two hour gap today. What should I do?!"
"I love an Aspie girl, and I want to protect her. How do I keep her from getting the mail on her own?"

These are good.

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20 Sep 2017, 9:36 am

MoatsArt wrote:

Aspies discover revolutionary new contraceptive: Their personalities

btw, I'm an Aspie, so can get away with saying stuff like that.... can't I?

Haha!! ! I like your sense of humour!

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20 Sep 2017, 9:57 am

"Crash course on getting (and keeping) a girlfriend for Aspie men".

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20 Sep 2017, 10:03 am

"How to make friends when you have autism."

-LegoMaster2149 (Written on September 20, 2017)

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20 Sep 2017, 10:05 am

How to make friends, and not influence people....

Were Cro-Magnons the NT's of Europe circa 35,000 BC---and did they have it in for the Autistic Neanderthals?

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20 Sep 2017, 12:43 pm

"Is _______ linked to autism?"
"Is autism really a disability?"
"Is it okay to expose my aspie to sunlight?"
"Can autistic people cry?"

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20 Sep 2017, 1:58 pm

Why does this aspie (whom I'm not interested in romantically) not shower me with love now he's realised the truth?

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20 Sep 2017, 3:35 pm

- There's no Rain Woman Because even autistic chicks can't do math.

- Female aspies don't exist!

- Test shows atheists physically ugly while Christians attractive. ( God's Not Dead 1 and 2 would certainly like you to believe this)

- Money is the root of all evil. Please donate 600$ for your Doomsday Survival kit (Apparently money's not evil if churches and evangelists use it.)

- Menstrual cycle same as abortion, and therefor MURDER!! (because if the egg isn't fertilized each month, it dies. And even if it is fertilized, all the other sperm that could have become a human life die.)

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20 Sep 2017, 4:02 pm

Autism Speaks to pay out reparations.

Cure found for Wrong Planet software.

The first thread started by Donald Trump no matter what the subject.

Hillary Clinton says she knew her campaign was doomed after reading PPR threads.

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20 Sep 2017, 5:01 pm

Trump diagnosed with Autism

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20 Sep 2017, 5:01 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

Both female MENsturation, and male masturbation (funny how those two words are similar) are MURDER!! !! All of those egg cells AND sperm cells getting slaughtered in a holocaust!

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20 Sep 2017, 5:03 pm

Aspie fails maths exam

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20 Sep 2017, 5:07 pm

Vegan kills partner for accidentally swallowing a fly.

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20 Sep 2017, 5:54 pm

Research shows only females can have Asperger's Syndrome.

Research shows that self diagnosis far more reliable than medical evaluations.

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20 Sep 2017, 11:29 pm

^^I thought of mentioning the male masturbation part but was worried I was pushing something that's not in the Adult Autism forum as it is. :oops:

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