Create a title that would get highest hit count on WP

Page 9 of 14 [ 211 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ... 14 Next

Joined: 5 Jan 2010
Age: 50
Gender: Female
Posts: 11,882
Location: Lost on Earth, waddya think?

20 Sep 2017, 11:29 pm

^^I thought of mentioning the male masturbation part but was worried I was pushing something that's not in the Adult Autism forum as it is. :oops:

AspieSingleDad
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Sep 2017
Gender: Male
Posts: 657

21 Sep 2017, 5:43 pm

Girl with Aspergers, who happens to have dragon tattoo, chases serial killer, solves elusive math problem, steals billions of krona from exile billionaire

ToughDiamond
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Age: 71
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,318

21 Sep 2017, 6:31 pm

Michael Sandford given second chance to kill Trump

b9
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 14 Aug 2008
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,003
Location: australia

21 Sep 2017, 11:21 pm

"Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 crash site found by astronomers on the moon"

"Dubai Skyscrapers collapse in catastrophic domino effect. Entire skyline gone"

"Queen Elizabeth dead at 91"

"People with asperger syndrome found to be able to interbreed with apes"

Edna3362
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Oct 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 11,482
Location: ᜆᜄᜎᜓᜄ᜔

22 Sep 2017, 10:00 am

.. A separate section called "Anxiety related issues".

What? :lol: It does not say it had to be a thread tittle, but a topic name.

_________________

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (ⁿ).

^{Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.}

lostonearth35
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 5 Jan 2010
Age: 50
Gender: Female
Posts: 11,882
Location: Lost on Earth, waddya think?

22 Sep 2017, 11:50 am

My 4 year old likes to stack building blocks. Is she autistic?

My 3 year old wouldn't make eye contact with me for a whole 30 seconds. Is he autistic?

My 10-year-old doesn't always listen when I tell him to do something. Could he be autistic?

My kid is a brat sometimes, could she be autistic?

My child has just been diagnosed with autism. Would anyone like to buy him for a relatively low price?

I'm disowning my son because he's been diagnosed with autism.

AspieSingleDad
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Sep 2017
Gender: Male
Posts: 657

22 Sep 2017, 3:10 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

Ohhhh, I like this theme....let's see........

"My child just solved a math problem, is she autistic?"
"That guy just shot people in a movie theater, that means he's autistic, right?"
"My child has poor handwriting, is that enough to diagnose him autistic?"
"My child likes Star Trek, where can I diagnose him as autistic?"
"My son just broke up with his girlfriend, doesn't that mean he lacks social skills and is autistic?"

Raleigh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Jul 2014
Age: 124
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,218
Location: Out of my mind

22 Sep 2017, 3:53 pm

Autistics found to be a step higher on the evolutionary ladder.
Until their clumsiness made them fall off.

_________________
It's like I'm sleepwalking

lostonearth35
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 5 Jan 2010
Age: 50
Gender: Female
Posts: 11,882
Location: Lost on Earth, waddya think?

22 Sep 2017, 9:32 pm

I'm bad at math and my handwriting is good. My Asperger's must be imaginary.

No, that wasn't a title I just made up, I meant it.

AspieSingleDad
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Sep 2017
Gender: Male
Posts: 657

22 Sep 2017, 11:09 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

I'm bad at math and my handwriting is good. My Asperger's must be imaginary.

No, that wasn't a title I just made up, I meant it.

I wish my handwriting was good. I’ve been writing a lot for school because it hops with memory but no matter how much I try I just can’t write neatly at all.

Alexanderplatz
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 28 Feb 2015
Posts: 1,524
Location: Chester Britain

22 Sep 2017, 11:41 pm

My penis discovered to be next evolutionary step.

SplendidSnail
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 2 Jul 2017
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 887
Location: Canada

22 Sep 2017, 11:48 pm

AspieSingleDad wrote:

lostonearth35 wrote:

I'm bad at math and my handwriting is good. My Asperger's must be imaginary.

No, that wasn't a title I just made up, I meant it.

I wish my handwriting was good. I’ve been writing a lot for school because it hops with memory but no matter how much I try I just can’t write neatly at all.

I can barely handwrite at all any more other than signing my name. My printing is generally pretty legible, but I think that is simply because printing, in general, is easier to read than handwriting.

_________________
Level 1 Autism Spectrum Disorder / Asperger's Syndrome.

ASPartOfMe
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 25 Aug 2013
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 34,416
Location: Long Island, New York

23 Sep 2017, 1:24 am

Elvis Alive, says his favorite website is Wrong Planet.
That would drive the hit count way way up with new readers.

_________________
Professionally Identified and joined WP August 26, 2013
DSM 5: Autism Spectrum Disorder, DSM IV: Aspergers Moderate Severity

It is Autism Acceptance Month

“My autism is not a superpower. It also isn’t some kind of god-forsaken, endless fountain of suffering inflicted on my family. It’s just part of who I am as a person”. - Sara Luterman

B19
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Jan 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 9,993
Location: New Zealand

23 Sep 2017, 1:40 am

Hmmm... possible winner ^

naturalplastic
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 26 Aug 2010
Age: 69
Gender: Male
Posts: 34,097
Location: temperate zone

23 Sep 2017, 2:25 am

Yeah. Sumpin like that.

"Elvis alive! And comes out as being an aspie".

AspieSingleDad
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Sep 2017
Gender: Male
Posts: 657

23 Sep 2017, 10:10 pm

Man accuses autistic kid of having no emotion; man then gets hit bus, autistic kid laughs

Page 9 of 14 [ 211 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ... 14 Next

Jump to:

Create a title that would get highest hit count on WP Post Reply New Topic

Create a title that would get highest hit count on WP