Create a title that would get highest hit count on WP

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23 Sep 2017, 10:10 pm

Man accuses autistic kid of having no emotion; man then gets hit bus, autistic kid laughs



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23 Sep 2017, 10:51 pm

Hi! I’m looking for somebody to count car....errr be my poker partner!
Can you please tell me the next lotto numbers? I know you know them, stop lying!
My boyfriend is autistic and his favorite color is red. But that’s my favorite color too, so now I’m worried!



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23 Sep 2017, 11:59 pm

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24 Sep 2017, 12:05 am

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24 Sep 2017, 12:25 am

"Kim Jong Un killed in failed nuclear launch"

story: a test firing of a missile armed with a thermonuclear warhead destined to land in the mid pacific failed to go as planned, and the missile experienced a loss of thrust and collapsed back onto the launch pad detonating a thermonuclear blast.
Mr Un and his entire delegation of government officials who were there to witness the launch, were vaporized during the failure.



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24 Sep 2017, 3:25 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Yeah. Sumpin like that.

"Elvis alive! And comes out as being an aspie".


Admits to having special interest in animals (like Teddy Bears, Ol' Shep, and in other Hound Dogs).

Experts "All Shook Up".



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24 Sep 2017, 6:15 am

"Aspergers' isn't a real condition, just an excuse for bad behaviour".

No-one would like it - me included - but I'm confident it would get hits nonetheless.



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24 Sep 2017, 6:27 am

Asperger Syndrome studied in Russians living in Tashkent, Uzbekistan



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24 Sep 2017, 6:37 am

IstominFan wrote:
Asperger Syndrome studied in Russians living in Tashkent, Uzbekistan


If it wasn't for you I wouldn't know Tashkent existed or a certain person ( who shall remain nameless ) was born there


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24 Sep 2017, 9:36 am

IstominFan wrote:
Asperger Syndrome studied in Russians living in Tashkent, Uzbekistan



Not a hit magnet because no one who is not obsessed with Istomin would be interested nor attach any meaning to "Tashkent".

I hope that you realize that most folks living in Tashkent are NOT ethnic Russians, but are Uzbeks. Uzbekistan is to Russia what Kenya is to Britain (a former colonial subject).



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24 Sep 2017, 9:40 am

I grew marigolds that were from Tashkent.


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24 Sep 2017, 12:37 pm

I read a book about Marco Polo when I was in the forth grade(had a bit of an aspie obsession with his exploration). So I actually know about places in Central Asia like Samarkand, and Tashkent, and knew that "Bactria" was a place ( the place where two humped camels originated from hence their name). Stuff most Americans don't know about.

But if it makes Istomin Fan feel better...the "Denisovian Man" was indirectly named after a guy named "Denis" (like the Russian tennis player). The Denisovian woman's teeth were found in a cave in Kazahkistan known as "Denis's cave" because it was the abode of a locally famous Russian hermit named Denis who lived in the cave in the 1800's.



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24 Sep 2017, 12:54 pm

"Does my parakeet have autism?"

"BABA JI NOW THE OWNER OF WP"


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24 Sep 2017, 1:01 pm

hmmm let's see

*something about black people

*something about how popular and commonly understood or accepted natural theory or concept is a lie

*something about how gunz r bad (not so much anymore, but it used to be so)

*incel complaining

*legitimate incel complaining

*WP addicts anonymous [ha ha]

*"someone close to me has (undesirable trait or odd habit), is he an aspie"?

*everything raleigh said on page 4

maybe it was said before -it probably was- but i think it's funny how easy the bait on this forum is to spot. :)


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24 Sep 2017, 1:15 pm

New England Journal of Medicine endorses Baba Ji astrology as cure for autism!

Guns are awesome!

Guns are awful! (either way you would get lotsa response).