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AspieSingleDad
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19 Sep 2017, 9:13 am

MoatsArt wrote:
Aspies discover revolutionary new contraceptive: Their personalities





btw, I'm an Aspie, so can get away with saying stuff like that.... can't I?


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19 Sep 2017, 3:24 pm

Study: Sex with autistic person reduces chances of cancer
Study: Suggested payment of $100 to autistic person to reduce chances of cancer to go towards living expenses



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19 Sep 2017, 4:13 pm

i can't get a girlfriend, therefore all women should be terminated.


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19 Sep 2017, 4:15 pm

Women don't know what they really think, but aspie men can tell you the truth



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19 Sep 2017, 4:17 pm

Aspie men know more about women than women.


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19 Sep 2017, 4:39 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Aspie men know more about women than women.


Ah so succinct :D



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19 Sep 2017, 4:42 pm

B19 needs ambulance for unstoppable laughter due to Raliegh's posting on this thread.



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19 Sep 2017, 4:52 pm

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B19 needs ambulance for unstoppable laughter due to Raliegh's posting on this thread.

Sorry, B19, I'll try to behave myself. :lol:
It'll be hard.

Hope there's no backlash from these suggestions.
Feel like I should print a disclaimer:

*not the personal opinion of the poster.


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19 Sep 2017, 4:57 pm

- Why aspie women are all ugly men-hating feminazis! (I'm an aspie woman so it's okay to say that, right?)

- U spergs r awl so stuped an u awl need 2 kil yurselvs!1!

- I lost 67 lbs. on the Stitch Your Mouth Shut Diet!

- Autism symptoms reduced by leech therapy



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19 Sep 2017, 5:05 pm

I don’t know why but making fun of people who post ignorant opinions with ridiculous haXor spelling always makes me laugh. You made me laugh out loud. It’s kinda like fart jokes, their always funny.



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19 Sep 2017, 11:10 pm

mother teresa'a diary reveals she was a meth addicted lesbian.

story: the recent discovery of mother teresa'a diary has revealed a life long struggle with an addiction to methamphetamines, and an insatiable lesbian sexual appetite....."



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19 Sep 2017, 11:15 pm

another royal related one....


"prince philip charged with obscene exposure at female royal military parade"

story: prince philip, 96, is believed to be suffering from dementia after he publicly exposed his genitals before a line up of female cadets in a manchester military parade. he was later found wandering around the streets with only a dressing gown on, and seemingly in a bewildered state"



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20 Sep 2017, 7:15 am

What every Aspie needs to know.



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20 Sep 2017, 7:30 am

Gluten-free diets are now bad for you. All people must be getting bread and milk into their diets for strong bones and regularity.


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20 Sep 2017, 7:32 am

Aspies would be better off on the battlefield than in the bedroom.


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20 Sep 2017, 9:04 am

I'd like to see tennis commentators go on the "Stitch Your Mouth Shut Diet!"