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My dream would be:

Title: Business hires autists without need of interview or application

If it weren't clickbait that is.

Here's some possible titles NTs who are ignorant about Aspergers might come up with:

"My boyfriend is good at math, does he have Aspergers?"
"Hi, I'm an NT and I didn't come here to learn about Autism, could you please help me with this math problem?"
Actually, I'd come here if I needed help with a math problem, that isn't such a bad idea.....
"My girlfriend felt bad for me when my dog died, her diagnosis of Aspergers can't be correct, can it?"
"My computer got hacked, how do I find out which Aspie did it; is there like a list?"
"I heard that Aspies have a good memory because they formed a wireless neural network with each other?"

Now I feel good about myself, that my questions haven't been that bad.

DIY ABA: Kids, Try These On Your Parents

I'm feeling very Kinky tonight.

Balthazar Bratt NUDES LEAKED!! ! Click here! Number 3 is BRILLIANT!! !

NSFW obviously.

So here's a theme where NTs are in a relationship with Aspies and they are overprotective of the Aspie:

"My boyfriend is an Aspie and he just ate two 6 ounce yogurts. Should I be worried?"
"I really like this guy who's an Aspie. If I have a physical relationship with him, will I corrupt him?"
"When cleaning the gutters, should I have my Aspie where a helmet?"
"I secretly record video of my Aspie guy to keep him safe, but there's a two hour gap today. What should I do?!"
"I love an Aspie girl, and I want to protect her. How do I keep her from getting the mail on her own?"

Do university educated professional tennis players on the ATP tour have Asperger's traits?

Can people with Asperger's syndrome become professional tennis players?

I killed my neighbours cat.

- Study suggests people with mental illness *are* at fault for their suffering

- Mother cures boy of autism with mix of expired cat food, Liquid Plumr, and hot sauce.

- SMOKING 2 PACKS CIGS A DAY CURES AUTISM!!

- Chances autistic students will commit school shooting 99.9 %

- Autism Speaks told me to murder my child. So I did.

- People with autism not creative nor imaginative (this thread proves otherwise)

Right planet found for people with Autism.

"OCD will be part of autism spectrum in DSM 6"

Trump to divie up US towns to psychiatric subcultures: Gays to get Key West, and Province Town, Autistics to get Silicon Valley, ADHR's to get the Big Easy, and the Devil's Arch in West Virginia.

"Bet you can't pass THIS TEST"