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rvacountrysinger
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15 Sep 2017, 7:41 pm

Well, I'm not Jewish I'm Christian, but ethnically. I tried "celebs like me" and I keep getting matched with a lot of Jewish actors, such as Jeremy Jordan. I don' t have any jew blood that I know. I am mostly German, English, Scottish, Irish, and some Patawomeck Indian - that is why I am kinfolk with Wayne Newton. Just wondering
I am 38, but most people think I look younger.

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15 Sep 2017, 8:11 pm

Well, if I saw you walking down the street I would not immediately think, "Jew!"
Nor would I think it afterwards.
Or ever.


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15 Sep 2017, 8:25 pm

How can someone look jew?

List some features to qualify as looking jew?

f*****g insane.



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15 Sep 2017, 8:38 pm

You need curly sideburns and a bowler hat.


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15 Sep 2017, 8:45 pm

That is Chaplin.

Sorry, I got angry there.
Seriously, you can't look jew, it's a belief system not a look.



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15 Sep 2017, 8:48 pm

I wonder if I look Jedi?


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15 Sep 2017, 8:53 pm

Like your mom was Golda Meier, and your dad was Adam Sandler.

You just have total and extreme Jewy Jewness oozing out of every pore.

You might as well just mount a flashing neon sign on your forehead that says "Jew boy".



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15 Sep 2017, 9:02 pm

You don't look Jewish to me. :tongue:

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15 Sep 2017, 9:03 pm

Just kidding.

Jews are both a religion, and an ethnic group. So...its complicated.

I have long assumed that you were a WASP White guy of northwest European ancestry, but with a certain amount of American Indian blood. So according to your OP I nailed it.

That Amerind blood gives you dark hair, and a rather non WASP influence to your facial bone structure.

You don't look as stereotypically Jewish as Spock, but you certainly look more likely to be Jew than Captain Kirk. Trouble is both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy were Jewish.

Look at carvings of the ancient Mayans. They were full blooded American Indians, but they could be mistaken for being Jewish with their prominent projecting noses and other facial features.



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15 Sep 2017, 10:09 pm

I don't think so.


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15 Sep 2017, 10:12 pm

Given his associates, it could be a serious problem.


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15 Sep 2017, 10:21 pm

rvacountrysinger wrote:
I don' t have any jew blood that I know.

Oy vey. Have a bagel and rest your tuckus on the sofa.


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16 Sep 2017, 6:14 am

i tend to notice things about face features in general. maybe it has something to do with the fact that the first thing i think about when i see someone's photo is the first lines i imagine in my head before drawing them.

to answer your question... "perhaps coincidentally", there r 3 jewish women in my head who almost have the exact same nose,lips/smile.+ nose to mouth ratio, eyebrows/eyes ( 2 of them). i see the eyebrows/eyes as one thing regardless the thickness/shape of the brows..



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16 Sep 2017, 7:02 am

RikMayall wrote:
How can someone look jew?


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16 Sep 2017, 8:53 am

Unless they just told me I wouldn't really know or care that they were Jewish. I'm sure other people can't tell just by looking that I'm Christian, although I don't practice my own religion and I celebrate Christian holidays in secular fashion.



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16 Sep 2017, 9:47 am

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Actually....

wide face, wide mouth, coloration..

You could be this girl's cousin!

That's the longtime leading pop singer of Israel: the late Ofra Haza.

Based on her, yeah, you DO look Jewish!