Worst or inexplicable Bible stories
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Post darker stuff such as these:
This dude was on a a trip and made a bargain with his god that he'd sacrifice the first living thing he saw when he got back home ( a really dark version of Beauty and The Beast)
Daughter: Oh Daddy, you're home! (runs to hug him)
Father: You shouldn't have done that. I'd rather it was the dog. Now I'm gonna have to kill you but not yet.
Daughter: So I can go into the hills with my friends? But don't worry, Daddy - I won't even think about running away. You know best so you can kill me when I get back (sobs).
The Grumpy Prophet
Was walking in the woods and some boys annoyed him...
Boys: Hey, Baldy, Baldy
Prophet: You snivelling brats. May bears come from the forest and tear you to pieces!
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All of those stories make sense within their own contexts, just so you know. To comments on the examples you gave, Jephthah (the judge who sacrificed his daughter) was presented within the context of the narrative as being in the wrong. His story was to illustrate Israel's need for a king and a centralized government, because at that time "Israel had no king, and each man did what was right in his own eyes." All of the judges, including Jephthah, were portrayed with at least one damning character flaw to show that Israel needed a king and not just temporary judges.
As for the other story, the "boys" could have been as old as 18, and were probably going to kill the prophet if he hadn't acted first.
But, to continue the topic, the most inexplicable Bible story I can thing of is Joshua stopping the sun and moon in the sky to provide an extra 24 hours of daylight. It's presentation of God's absolute power is stunning, especially given that it was recorded at a time when most miracles at least had plausible naturalistic explanations.
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You are right. Killing goes against the Ten Commandments.
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Moshe said to the Israelites this the Lord Commands -- wipe out the Amalekite, root and branch, man, woman and children. I am happy to say the Israelites disobeyed this commandment.
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Deut. 25:11
"When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy."
I feel like this one is oddly specific.
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Moshe said to the Israelites this the Lord Commands -- wipe out the Amalekite, root and branch, man, woman and children. I am happy to say the Israelites disobeyed this commandment.
Me, too.
But as I remember, there were other incidents of genocide - especially when there was a crazy holy man claiming to get messages directly from God - that were conducted when the Children of Israel returned from Egypt. That, and after the Babylonian captivity, there was one nutso, Phineas, who went around killing Israelites who had mixed with Babylonians and others (there was a Neo-Nazi terrorist group, who had called themselves the Phineas Brotherhood, who had robbed a bank in my old neighborhood years ago).
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This dude was on a a trip and made a bargain with his god that he'd sacrifice the first living thing he saw when he got back home ( a really dark version of Beauty and The Beast)
Daughter: Oh Daddy, you're home! (runs to hug him)
Father: You shouldn't have done that. I'd rather it was the dog. Now I'm gonna have to kill you but not yet.
Daughter: So I can go into the hills with my friends? But don't worry, Daddy - I won't even think about running away. You know best so you can kill me when I get back (sobs).
What really got me about this - Jephthah's daughter was a story of both a) human sacrifice being wrong and b) sacrificing a fellow Israelite being doubly wrong. Yeah, the mass slaughters in Numbers and Joshua were ugly, morally questionable to the nth degree but so far we have some kind of lens on the issue.
Enter the soap-opera saga of Saul, David, and Absolem where various factions of Israelites are killing eachother in favor of one or the other and God seems strangely silent - only to take enough offense to kill 70,000 people when David decides to take a census.
How's THAT for internal consistency!
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Not true. The commandment there deals with murder, not killing.
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Not true. The commandment there deals with murder, not killing.
But isn't the taking of the lives of noncombatants wrongs, as they are not actively involved in trying to kill you? Hence the mass murder of women, children, and those men unable to fight is wrong.
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I was meaning to distinguish between murder and killing in a civil setting such as where an executioner might rightly-and-justly kill a murderer as ordered by an authorized judicial system.
Certainly the murder of non-combatants is wrong, and even when soldiers have been ordered to do so. However, that would not be the case where the Creator might have ordered the killing of some of His own creatures.
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