Dysfunctional Band Name Parodies

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Miskatonix - a cappella band with beautiful multipart harmonies and an obsessively Lovecraftian repertoire.

Their hit single, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", went to #1 on the Great Old Ones Top Ten for untold eldritch aeons...

Green Hay ~ A group of farmers who play together when they're not working on the farm
New Found Weed ~ A band that just started getting high so they could write better songs but their songs s#ck worse than before
Panic At The Choir ~ Plays offensive church music
Unsimple Plan ~ A band with crazy plans to make it big that are too complicated to work
The Hicks Five ~ A 5 member bluegrass group
Twisted Penis ~ The lead singer sounds like a girl because he was injured by an angry exfan
Fart The Moon ~ One of the members has chronic flatulence

The Rascall Frats—They party too much, refuse to play in concert because they’re hung over, TP people’s houses, and have messy rooms.
The Ditzy Chicks—Like the Dixie Chicks but with too much makeup and squeaky voices
Out of Sync—Always off key!

The Illegitimate President Of The United States Of America ~ They do songs about Trump & the Russians in the 2016 election. They also promote protests & assignation.

I really really love these! I think Retired Youth is coming to a nursing home near you.

Bruno Pluto: really anxsty songs. "I'm A Real Planet So F You" and "I'm As Cold As Ice."

Warning: gallows humor.

Not a band name, but the worst possible name for any album by any music act of the bygone pre CD era (and also the worst possible name for a fluid for cleaning records):

"The Vinyl Solution"

The Sex Pistils - Punk songs about the beauty of flowers.
Rage Against the Marine - They really, really don't like seafood!
Kestrel Manoeuvres in the Dark - A band of insomniac bird-watchers.
Torquing Heads - Industrial music played using only spanners, wrenches and screwdrivers.

Earth, Wind, and Fire Sirens--Loud, blaring siren-like background sounds and voices like they're shouting!

The Tonedeafs. Their disharmonies will make you wish you were a Tonedeaf too.

TwoRepublics: The band members all come from either of two warring nations, and their songs are about their desire for peace between these nations.

My Chemistry Class Romance—they sing about being in love with the periodic table!

They Might Not Be Giants.
The Doors Locked.
Bare Nekid Gentlemen.
The Ungrateful Dead.

Aspie League
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Brooding Springstein
Lead Balloon
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The Sexless Pistols
Bad Music At The Disco
Elvis Parsley (NY Radio DJ Dan Ingram coined that back in the 60s)

Not So Simple Plan: They’re always scheming!