Dysfunctional Band Name Parodies

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15 Directions: Can’t make up their minds, jumbled song lyrics and way too much techno, unprepared for concerts, change key all the time when singing
980 Degrees: A pyromaniac band. They always set the stage on fire.
Fall Off the Stage Boy: Very clumsy band!
Panic! At the Discount: Has music videos that look like they were made by a five-year-old, band members decorate the stage with on-sale decorations from the party decoration store around the corner.

Beige Day: Very boring songs, expressionless singing and uninspiring performances.

The Salt Girls—a grumpy girl band

Out of Sync: Unable to move their lips correctly to their own lyrics in their music videos and frequently forget which voice they're supposed to be.

Runs In Noses: Frequently suffer from allergic rhinitis, ruining both their singing and their performance. Have a serious addiction to nasal spray and antihistamine pills.

The Snackson Five: Singing messed up because their mouths are always full of food. They get grease stains on their costumes and are rapidly gaining weight.

The Rolling Stoners: Always show up high to their concerts.

...Retired Youth - After all those "______ Youth " hardcore and noise bands.in the Eighties - a buncha.dudes with. fading tattoos and piercings that are falling apart clanging their crutches and walkers together and getting feedback from their heart devices and WoundVacs as they do such tunes as " Get. Off My Lawn, Sonny " and " Gimmie Metamucil "!

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Renal kidney failure, congestive heart failure, COPD. Can't really get up from a floor position unhelped anymore:-(.
One of the walking wounded ~ SMASHED DOWN by life and age, now prevented from even expressing myself! SOB.
" Oh, no! First you have to PROVE you deserve to go away to college! " ~ My mother, 1978 (the heyday of Andy Gibb and Player). I would still like to go.
My life destroyed by Thorazine and Mellaril - and rape - and the Psychiatric/Industrial Complex. SOB:-(! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

Pink Freud: Songs include "I Fell In Love With My Mother" and "She's Got Penis Envy". Every concert, they pick one lucky person from the audience and psychoanalyze them.

Blink 69 ~ Have sex in the 69 position with each other in their vids
Dixie Frogs ~ Burp in their songs
Fifth Out Of Harmony ~ Their singing is never synced together
Fountains Of Wine ~ Always drunk on wine
Bad Charlotte ~ They were members of the Charlottesville protest & have very racists songs & vids

Bane's Addiction: a band of comic book buffs.
Radioslave: formed out of the break up from two bands across different continents.
Tina Turnoff: a soul singer with a penchant for ruining your romantic nights.

Cradle of Faith - I can't believe it's not Satanic!
Green Week - Like pop-punk, but slowed down to the pace of stoner-sludge.
YesFX - Progressive skate noise, the guitar player has a pedal board that would make Omar Rodriguez Lopez feel inadequate.
Big Shifty - Detroit's other white emcee, unfortunately his mix tape was discovered by Doctor Dre instead of Dr. Dre.
Verb The Noun - the most generic metalcore band you've never heard

Metallifail, they used to be good key term 'used to be'.

This one might piss some people off

kiss (lowercase)—a band that sings WAY too quietly! Instead of guitars they play children’s xylophones.

Neil Old - That is the more accurate name these days

5 Seconds of Bummer—they sing about gloomy weather and Mondays

Miskatonix - a cappella band with beautiful multipart harmonies and an obsessively Lovecraftian repertoire.

Their hit single, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", went to #1 on the Great Old Ones Top Ten for untold eldritch aeons...