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18 Nov 2017, 4:30 am

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There are plenty of women who would love to quit their jobs to become stay at home soccer moms living in a single family three or four bedroom home in a nice neighborhood with a good school system.


That is such rubbish what sort of person would choose not to work? Female or male. All they would have is their husband’s merits to live off how boring sooooo boring.


Yes it's boring but some people don't want to work. I've spoken to girls who said they wanted a man to support them. I'm not saying they're in the majority.

Work can be pretty boring too. Work can be hard and stressful. There are certainly people who would choose not to work, both male and female.

Personally I choose to work not because I think it's fun but because I like the challenge and because unemployment used to kill my self-esteem.

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Woman “when are u coming home?”
Man “I’m working”
Woman “but when are u coming home!”
Man clenches fits goes a slow purple red colour “I’m working, you know what puts food on the table”
Woman “fine”, sulks, “why don’t u love me?”
Man “I’m working, I’m f’ing working u stupid bztch”
Woman “why are u getting so mad”
Man “I’m working, I’m working, I’m working (hear the table getting hit with the fist)
Woman “fine!! ! !”
Hangs up. Man takes 20 mins to get back to what he was working on, which would have only taken 5 more minutes to do.
Woman googles why husband doesn’t love her for 3 days
So yes get a soccer mon

I know single income couples but I've never heard a conversation like that! That sounds like a ridiculous scenario. Obviously the woman would understand why her partner won't be at home from nine to five.


Sydney has a lot of pressure atm I don’t know anyone working 9-5 maybe 8-7 but add an hr commute it’s bad here
In some cases the women would have a man on the side like in this song :arrow:


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18 Nov 2017, 4:38 am

Choosing not to be self sufficient isn’t an option for a lot of people. Being a hard worker who sees the weekend as a reward, I don’t get these people. It’s nice to feel you do something rather than exist, especially on money that’s not your own. I would feel guilty even accepting government money if I worked part time, but a lot of it has to do with my family’s opinion and the opinions of the people who they get around with.



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18 Nov 2017, 7:44 pm

[quote="hale_bopp"]. It’s nice to feel you do something rather than exist,

I couldn’t agree more! Absolutely positively must suck up as much of life as possible. There was a guy giving blood yesterday who was definitely on the spectrum giving plasma no less (we don’t get paid in Aus) and I was looking at him thinking wow he is contributing in a way most guys wouldn’t even think to. Definitely inspired :D



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18 Nov 2017, 7:46 pm

Nic is this ur crush :oops:



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19 Nov 2017, 12:35 am

I'd rather be fat than f****d.


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19 Nov 2017, 12:44 am

Cat23 wrote:
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There are plenty of women who would love to quit their jobs to become stay at home soccer moms living in a single family three or four bedroom home in a nice neighborhood with a good school system.


That is such rubbish what sort of person would choose not to work? Female or male. All they would have is their husband’s merits to live off how boring sooooo boring.


Yes it's boring but some people don't want to work. I've spoken to girls who said they wanted a man to support them. I'm not saying they're in the majority.

Work can be pretty boring too. Work can be hard and stressful. There are certainly people who would choose not to work, both male and female.

Personally I choose to work not because I think it's fun but because I like the challenge and because unemployment used to kill my self-esteem.

Cat23 wrote:
Woman “when are u coming home?”
Man “I’m working”
Woman “but when are u coming home!”
Man clenches fits goes a slow purple red colour “I’m working, you know what puts food on the table”
Woman “fine”, sulks, “why don’t u love me?”
Man “I’m working, I’m f’ing working u stupid bztch”
Woman “why are u getting so mad”
Man “I’m working, I’m working, I’m working (hear the table getting hit with the fist)
Woman “fine!! ! !”
Hangs up. Man takes 20 mins to get back to what he was working on, which would have only taken 5 more minutes to do.
Woman googles why husband doesn’t love her for 3 days
So yes get a soccer mon

I know single income couples but I've never heard a conversation like that! That sounds like a ridiculous scenario. Obviously the woman would understand why her partner won't be at home from nine to five.


Sydney has a lot of pressure atm I don’t know anyone working 9-5 maybe 8-7 but add an hr commute it’s bad here

Good thing I don't live in Sydney, except for a few senior staff most people in my office are there for 7.5 hours of flex time (some work 7-3, some work 10-6, etc). I did overtime today but that's a rare event and I got paid 1.5 times my normal wage. Also my commute is a 5 minute walk to the train station, a 15 or 20 minute long train ride followed by a 5 minute walk to the office.

Adelaide is a rather sedate place. What happened to put Sydneysiders under so much pressure?


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19 Nov 2017, 1:01 am

RetroGamer it sounds heavenly! The problem is on my side of the bridge the Chinese funnelled their money out of China into property I have a young friend (27yr old) and she has 7 properties (money came from her father in China who had a string of medical centres). It’s good and bad because jobs are a bit better paid here but property prices are insane $1.3- $1.4 for a 50 year old house on a massive slope if ur lucky. The problem is if u are out of work for even a short time u lose ur house but then eventually ur not living week to week but u are so used to working long hours and kitchentabiling it that it becomes expected and everything suffers from relationships to health to sanity.

But in Sydney u could not make eye contact ur whole day and no one would notice they’d probably think ur a weirdo if u tried to talk to them.

I believe u have a giant battery coming to SA don’t u?



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19 Nov 2017, 1:43 am

I guess I took the 8 hour work day for granted. Not everyone has the luxury of only working 8 hours per day. Still, if you guys are working 8-7 it makes me wonder why NSW still celebrates Labour Day.

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I believe u have a giant battery coming to SA don’t u?

That's what the newspaper said but I haven't heard any updates on that recently.


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19 Nov 2017, 2:41 am

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Choosing not to be self sufficient isn’t an option for a lot of people. Being a hard worker who sees the weekend as a reward, I don’t get these people. It’s nice to feel you do something rather than exist, especially on money that’s not your own. I would feel guilty even accepting government money if I worked part time, but a lot of it has to do with my family’s opinion and the opinions of the people who they get around with.

Where’d this come from?

Is the government money and part time work directed at me?
I do feel guilty and thst I should die. But most can’t work full,time. I contribute best I can.



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19 Nov 2017, 3:57 am

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Choosing not to be self sufficient isn’t an option for a lot of people. Being a hard worker who sees the weekend as a reward, I don’t get these people. It’s nice to feel you do something rather than exist, especially on money that’s not your own. I would feel guilty even accepting government money if I worked part time, but a lot of it has to do with my family’s opinion and the opinions of the people who they get around with.

Where’d this come from?

Is the government money and part time work directed at me?
I do feel guilty and thst I should die. But most can’t work full,time. I contribute best I can.

Don't you mean some can't work fulltime?


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19 Nov 2017, 6:10 am

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Nic is this ur crush :oops:
No. My crush is the iCarly star, Miranda Cosgrove :heart: :hic:


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19 Nov 2017, 4:42 pm

RetroGamer87 wrote:
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Choosing not to be self sufficient isn’t an option for a lot of people. Being a hard worker who sees the weekend as a reward, I don’t get these people. It’s nice to feel you do something rather than exist, especially on money that’s not your own. I would feel guilty even accepting government money if I worked part time, but a lot of it has to do with my family’s opinion and the opinions of the people who they get around with.

Where’d this come from?

Is the government money and part time work directed at me?
I do feel guilty and thst I should die. But most can’t work full,time. I contribute best I can.

Don't you mean some can't work fulltime?

No that was suppose to be “i can’t work full time”
Apples auto correct does the strangest corrections some times. It’s correcting for what it thinks your saying based off common word uses together is the most annoying. I guess it thought most can’t work full time made more sense then I can’t work full time :roll:



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19 Nov 2017, 4:44 pm

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Nic is this ur crush :oops:
No. My crush is the iCarly star, Miranda Cosgrove :heart: :hic:

I use to fancy blonde doctor on scrubs. I still love when women blow their hair out of their eyes. It’s so cute.



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19 Nov 2017, 5:53 pm

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Nic is this ur crush :oops:
No. My crush is the iCarly star, Miranda Cosgrove :heart: :hic:


She is pretty but when u consider all the things man kind has achieved if u got a date/married to that girl it wouldn’t even rank as an achievement (sry i shouldn’t talk like that about the girl ur going to marry).

You just need a plan. It doesn’t matter what u look like or anything this plan should work u can always get ur photo taken in silleotte (I can’t spell)

1. Start a small charity of something ur passionate about (not what’s she’s into unless of course that’s why u like her) preferably not mental illness related

2. Fun raise like a maniac get the local paper to interview u, get anyone online to give u as many interviews as possible make sure ur fun raisers are highly unusual otherwise you’ll get media burn out remember people want to help u.

3. Raise ur own capital (I suggest share trading it’s remarkably easy if u don’t chop and change every 5 secs) plus even if u start with $500 it will serve u later when ur rich assuming u don’t already do this. When ppl ask u what u do u can say my money is working so I can concentrate on (xyz ur charity)

4. Photoshop photoshop photoshop

5. Be thin or muscluar (it shows discipline)

6. take a public speaking course and get use to it it’s part of life like washing assuming u can talk of course if not never mind it will add to ur uniqueness


7.never ever never get photographed with any woman on any social media site stand straight on and don’t touch a woman who could be perceived as ur girlfriend (it’s a imaginary relationship killer). U also don’t want to look too interested in a photo to what anyone is saying (cause ur the prize remember).

8.Smile often and try not to kick animals in public unless they are irisis course (everyone hates birds right)

9. Now the discipline write and finish a script to sell and suggest u want her in it (u need to have had a media presence for at least 6 months beforehand with ur charity at least 40 interviews on varying topics) because u are not a nobody!! !

You too are now a minor celebrity plus u are doing xyz which makes u more interesting then a celebrity

10. also if u can afford it learn to fly a plane (don’t know why exactly but women love men who can fly planes should be easy enough just got to find someone who sees the importance of ur plan). I tried this with a helicopter but was bored out of my mind so I think I’ll try a plane next but it’s an accessibility thing I live no where near the airport so no point buying a plane even if I could afford it (which I can’t). Remember ppl want to help ppl they will do all sorts of things to help u if u are specific enough.

So achievable right? I think so. Now it just depends on how much u want it. And if it backfires u have a saleable script a charity ability to fly a plane public speaking experience plus photos so win win.

Actually it sounds pretty easy



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20 Nov 2017, 4:50 am

sly279 wrote:
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Choosing not to be self sufficient isn’t an option for a lot of people. Being a hard worker who sees the weekend as a reward, I don’t get these people. It’s nice to feel you do something rather than exist, especially on money that’s not your own. I would feel guilty even accepting government money if I worked part time, but a lot of it has to do with my family’s opinion and the opinions of the people who they get around with.

Where’d this come from?

Is the government money and part time work directed at me?
I do feel guilty and thst I should die. But most can’t work full,time. I contribute best I can.


No, it wasn’t directed at you. Not everything is about you.



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20 Nov 2017, 6:13 am

sly279 wrote:
RetroGamer87 wrote:
sly279 wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
Choosing not to be self sufficient isn’t an option for a lot of people. Being a hard worker who sees the weekend as a reward, I don’t get these people. It’s nice to feel you do something rather than exist, especially on money that’s not your own. I would feel guilty even accepting government money if I worked part time, but a lot of it has to do with my family’s opinion and the opinions of the people who they get around with.

Where’d this come from?

Is the government money and part time work directed at me?
I do feel guilty and thst I should die. But most can’t work full,time. I contribute best I can.

Don't you mean some can't work fulltime?

No that was suppose to be “i can’t work full time”
Apples auto correct does the strangest corrections some times. It’s correcting for what it thinks your saying based off common word uses together is the most annoying. I guess it thought most can’t work full time made more sense then I can’t work full time :roll:

You would really benefit from owning a PC. iPads are notorious for autocorrect errors. They should call it autoincorrect.

If you make autocorrect errors like that while you're messaging girls on dating sites, it might be a turnoff for them.

I've seen quite a few profiles where the girl says correct spelling and punctuation are a must. I realise it's not your fault but the girl might not see it that way.


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